What is Sunday without......

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What is Sunday without......

- a warm, comfy bed
- nice warm pyjamas
- beans on toast for brekky (with mushrooms, tomatoes, butterbeans, and balsamic vinegar! oh yes.)
- a copy of the observer (delivered to the door if poss)
- a big mug of warm vimto
- central heating (essential in order to feel even slightly nice about one's self early on a sunday morning)
- a big comfy settee
- a set of fairy lights in the window when it starts to get dark
- almost anything by autechre
- "17 seconds" by the cure (perfect if you are hungover and its raining)
- a phonecall to the folks to let them you know you survived the last week and the weekend
- surfing the web on the cheap (sob boo hoo! i WANT a new pc!!!! now!!!)
- "sing something simple" on the radio (hahaha :wink: )

yeah, i know it all sounds very 'wintery' and probably more than a little middle aged, but god dammit i'm only 29 and this is what i like about sundays :smile:
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And because no-one laughed at it in the 'other place'

Night clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject ecstacy directly into their mouths. This dangerous practice is known as E by gum :grin:

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On 2002-02-11 13:51, Debaser wrote:
And because no-one laughed at it in the 'other place'

Night clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject ecstacy directly into their mouths. This dangerous practice is known as E by gum :grin:

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hey! i laughed! :smile:

i even emailed a coupe of friends with it, i thought it was soooo funny :razz:
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:roll:

just being petulant...soz...LOL

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Excellent, totally off topic and funny too.

Just what the doctor ordered.

Maybe we could start a joke of the week folder, that would confuse all those sad people who think honest in yer face humour isn't for Elroides :cool:

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Greetings!

Barry: That sounds like an absolutely *heavenly* way to spend a Sunday. But what's "vimto?"

Ez: As my dad would say, people like that have "a hair across it," and needn't be paid any mind. Booooooring! ;D
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OOOhhhhhh Ez....be careful what you wish for...you may have unleashed a right 'beast now.
BUGGER..my keyboard's funny in 'this place' too!!!

Quiff, I dursn't tell my Eskimo one in here...shall I shan't I?
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Deja Vu.

Sunday.....I''m worshipping at the altar of Our Lady Of Mattress 'til late afternoon.

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Sundays are best with a big brekkie and plenty of shiraz. Once those things are included, you can't go wrong... and//

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Insta-Smilies!

Smart! :grin:

Although, maybe it could be my downfall! :wink:
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I'm afraid one works on sunday's! :sad:

Can't wait until the day comes when I'm a lady of pleasure! ;D

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I too used to work on Sundays..but got fed up with 'patting ponies' in the rain so moved indoors and pat children now! ;D ;D

hey Vanessa - I read your profile and thought you were me for a while...'cept I never did racehorses..hunters and eventers here and the odd (being the operative word) Point-to pointer

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Yep now you now what I mean about working sunday's?

Point to pointing - you must be quite strong to ride pointers? :smile:

I'm on my best behaviour on this list haven't you noticed? :razz:

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Hi Vanessa , I'm Vanessa pleased to meet you!

Strong..not fecking strong enough...the git carted me off on more occsions than I'd care to remember.

Best behaviour.....naturellment I'm very good..unless someone eggs me on!

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Working Sunday must kick the dog's goddam ass, daddio.

Man alive! You need to spend Sundays on the chill!

Hmm. Trying to talk like a cool animated wolf just doesn't suit my ass. Maybe I need a zoot suit. :grin:
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And listen to Kid Creole 24/7 hahahha

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keep that jelly smoking, daddio!

let's have a zoot suit riot! :grin:
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Is it just me...or does my pic seem to have infiltrated places OTHER than next to my posts?

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no? :???:

it just appears next to your posts....

granted, it appears next to ALL your posts, but that is normal is it not? :smile:
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No...honest I'm all over the place willy-nilly etc. I'm next to your gin.....in Sam's post...in the middle of vanessa's thread...all over t'shop

I can see seven of me and it's very disconcerting...mmmnnnnnnnn the plot thickens...how many posts have I made on this ere thread???

Could be me pute...it has a mind of it's own

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No it's only on your own posts I'm afraid
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Oh God in heaven 'elp me........

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well you did believe that technology is your friend............and that was a very big mistake to make ;D
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Back on "Off Topic" - :razz:

I used to work "Sundays" which was b****!

I still feel that Sunday should considered another Saturday or one should try to stay in bed all and .... - Use your imagination peeps! :grin:

I know I like to .... on Sundays!
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you missed out the fact that you need a huge furry cat to purr at you and steal your toast...completes the day :grin:
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On 2002-02-20 10:28, pixelgirl wrote:
you missed out the fact that you need a huge furry cat to purr at you and steal your toast...completes the day :grin:
..and wake you up at "normal going to work" time by biting your nose. If only cats understood lie-ins. :smile:


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