Better Things To Do With Your Time

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Seven minutes into my birthday, and I'm posting to HL. Whilst pissed, of course, but that's as given. Anyone else done anything bizarre/unrelated/illegal/unprintable on their birthday? Hell, anyone remember their birthday...?
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I did nothing on my most recent birthday (my 21st), because I refused to celebrate it on a bloody Wednesday. :roll:

Have a great one yourself. But sober up, boy! Don't you have a job to go to in the morning?

Tut tut!
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I headed here from Lj to make a birthday thread - but you beat me to it :roll:
I still say my best birthday was my 19th. Saw the Quireboys and Crash Kelly and got a Kiss from Ky Anto. The next day I went to the UK air guitar championship where my mate woz robbed (!!!) I was given my "annyoing book" (you had to be there) had call girl cards pinned all over my jacket and bag, sang ACDC songs and stayed in the house of a posh guy who was pretending to be Eddie the Iron maiden thing.
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...on a bloody Wednesday.
My 21st will be on a Tuesday. I know exactly what you mean.
Don't you have a job to go to in the morning?
Bah, that's hours off yet. And they're used to corpse's turning up for work...
but you beat me to it
You have a life...I don't :wink:
pretending to be Eddie the Iron maiden thing.
Yours beats mine hands down. :D
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Life? dunno.
I've got a LiveJournal. And a MySpace!
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What about some sleep, eh?
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Sleep! That's where I'm a viking! ;D
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You sleep in a longboat and ravage pre-independant England...? I mean, what the f**k?!
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No, i just wear a silly hat.
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This...explains a lot.
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It's not like I'm the only person who sleeps in a dustbin and viking hat!
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That was a desperate plea for people to agree with you...







...and it hasn't worked. Sorry.
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d00mw0lf wrote:It's not like I'm the only person who sleeps in a dustbin and viking hat!
Damn right!

There, agreement! :P
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Please don't encourage her, she just seems to be calming down!
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timsinister wrote:Please don't encourage her, she just seems to be calming down!
It's not our fault you're some binless nutter who sleeps without a viking hat on! :roll:
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Well a viking hat is metal so I suppose it will block some of their rays, but it's never as good as a tinfoil hat.
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Ima get me one o'them ;D
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markfiend wrote:Well a viking hat is metal so I suppose it will block some of their rays, but it's never as good as a tinfoil hat.
And neither of these compare to the headgear that little fellow in your avatar is wearing. :wink:
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;D
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How good's the 'manky old cowboy hat' at blocking the conspiracy's mind control rays though?
I rely on a combination of hair-gel, cynicism, alcohol and unimportance. ;D
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timsinister wrote:How good's the 'manky old cowboy hat' at blocking the conspiracy's mind control rays though?
I rely on a combination of hair-gel, cynicism, alcohol and unimportance. ;D
No, that's no good.
TINFOIL HAT!
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Fine, Fine, put the chainsaw down, we can talk this out... :lol:
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timsinister wrote:How good's the 'manky old cowboy hat' at blocking the conspiracy's mind control rays though?
I rely on a combination of hair-gel, cynicism, alcohol and unimportance. ;D
How did you know whether I meant the conspiracy? (I neither confirm nor deny) And how did you know the rays I mentioned were mind-control rays?

You must be one of them. Image
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That's it.

/me dons tinfoil hat, scarf, mittens and duffelcoat

weeeeeeeeeeeeers me heat-b-gone booties?
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