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- timsinister
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Seven minutes into my birthday, and I'm posting to HL. Whilst pissed, of course, but that's as given. Anyone else done anything bizarre/unrelated/illegal/unprintable on their birthday? Hell, anyone remember their birthday...?
- boudicca
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I did nothing on my most recent birthday (my 21st), because I refused to celebrate it on a bloody Wednesday.
Have a great one yourself. But sober up, boy! Don't you have a job to go to in the morning?
Tut tut!
Have a great one yourself. But sober up, boy! Don't you have a job to go to in the morning?
Tut tut!
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There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
I headed here from Lj to make a birthday thread - but you beat me to it
I still say my best birthday was my 19th. Saw the Quireboys and Crash Kelly and got a Kiss from Ky Anto. The next day I went to the UK air guitar championship where my mate woz robbed (!!!) I was given my "annyoing book" (you had to be there) had call girl cards pinned all over my jacket and bag, sang ACDC songs and stayed in the house of a posh guy who was pretending to be Eddie the Iron maiden thing.
I still say my best birthday was my 19th. Saw the Quireboys and Crash Kelly and got a Kiss from Ky Anto. The next day I went to the UK air guitar championship where my mate woz robbed (!!!) I was given my "annyoing book" (you had to be there) had call girl cards pinned all over my jacket and bag, sang ACDC songs and stayed in the house of a posh guy who was pretending to be Eddie the Iron maiden thing.
- timsinister
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My 21st will be on a Tuesday. I know exactly what you mean....on a bloody Wednesday.
Bah, that's hours off yet. And they're used to corpse's turning up for work...Don't you have a job to go to in the morning?
You have a life...I don'tbut you beat me to it
Yours beats mine hands down.pretending to be Eddie the Iron maiden thing.
Life? dunno.
I've got a LiveJournal. And a MySpace!
I've got a LiveJournal. And a MySpace!
- timsinister
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What about some sleep, eh?
Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
- timsinister
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You sleep in a longboat and ravage pre-independant England...? I mean, what the f**k?!
No, i just wear a silly hat.
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This...explains a lot.
It's not like I'm the only person who sleeps in a dustbin and viking hat!
- timsinister
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That was a desperate plea for people to agree with you...
...and it hasn't worked. Sorry.
...and it hasn't worked. Sorry.
- timsinister
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Please don't encourage her, she just seems to be calming down!
It's not our fault you're some binless nutter who sleeps without a viking hat on!timsinister wrote:Please don't encourage her, she just seems to be calming down!
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Well a viking hat is metal so I suppose it will block some of their rays, but it's never as good as a tinfoil hat.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
Ima get me one o'them
- boudicca
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And neither of these compare to the headgear that little fellow in your avatar is wearing.markfiend wrote:Well a viking hat is metal so I suppose it will block some of their rays, but it's never as good as a tinfoil hat.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- timsinister
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How good's the 'manky old cowboy hat' at blocking the conspiracy's mind control rays though?
I rely on a combination of hair-gel, cynicism, alcohol and unimportance.
I rely on a combination of hair-gel, cynicism, alcohol and unimportance.
No, that's no good.timsinister wrote:How good's the 'manky old cowboy hat' at blocking the conspiracy's mind control rays though?
I rely on a combination of hair-gel, cynicism, alcohol and unimportance.
TINFOIL HAT!
- timsinister
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Fine, Fine, put the chainsaw down, we can talk this out...
- markfiend
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How did you know whether I meant the conspiracy? (I neither confirm nor deny) And how did you know the rays I mentioned were mind-control rays?timsinister wrote:How good's the 'manky old cowboy hat' at blocking the conspiracy's mind control rays though?
I rely on a combination of hair-gel, cynicism, alcohol and unimportance.
You must be one of them.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
That's it.
/me dons tinfoil hat, scarf, mittens and duffelcoat
weeeeeeeeeeeeers me heat-b-gone booties?
/me dons tinfoil hat, scarf, mittens and duffelcoat
weeeeeeeeeeeeers me heat-b-gone booties?