Anyone need a new TARDIS? Or dalek?

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http://www.thisplanetearth.co.uk/index.html

How cool?
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Slough's a long way from Gallifrey...

I used to work for the local authority's Planning department. If someone applied for Permission to install a TARDIS, I think I'd approve it straight off!

Good site D00m, cheers!
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uh-huh.
When I climb the tower with my gun mostof that site's gonna be on my list o' demands.
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I can see it now...
"Here's the deal. You get me a quick Type 19 TARDIS and a Sonic Screwdriver, and NO-ONE GETS HURT..."

Remind me to stay out of town that day.
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Could be any day now...
Best stay indoors, avoid all work and keep the curtains closed.
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No f**king change there for me! :D

Tell you what, how does a pint of snakebite sound if I pass you a list of people to knock off?
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I'll add anyone you like to "that list" if you keep the snakebite away from me :urff:
bear in mind Pix (Lj type. comments a lot) has already asked that I remove:
Michael Winner
Ant & Dec
Linda Barker
Ronan Keating
Tony Blair
Catherine Zeta Jones
Anthea Turner
Kermit the Frog
Jamie Oliver

Just so I don't have to kill anyone twice.
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You don't like snakebite?!

I agree with that list wholeheartedly, 'cept for Mikey Winner whose pretty entertaining...well, laughable. Please also add; Justin Hawkins, Brian Warner, and anyone who thinks shouting 'matrix!' at a bloke in a trenchcoat is funny/

Oh, quiffboy, apologies for the rambling of our posts. Too much beer over here. Heh, that rhymed.
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timsinister wrote:You don't like snakebite?!

I agree with that list wholeheartedly, 'cept for Mikey Winner whose pretty entertaining...well, laughable. Please also add; Justin Hawkins, Brian Warner, and anyone who thinks shouting 'matrix!' at a bloke in a trenchcoat is funny/

Oh, quiffboy, apologies for the rambling of our posts. Too much beer over here. Heh, that rhymed.
Snakebte is bad and wrong. In fact, all alcohol is bad.

Can't add Justin to the list either partly 'cos he's too damn cool, but mostly because EmilyStrange knows what I look like and would prolly hurt me :?
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Snakebte is bad and wrong. In fact, all alcohol is bad.
ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE
partly 'cos he's too damn cool, but mostly because EmilyStrange knows what I look like and would prolly hurt me
Am I surrounded by bloody Darkness fans?! :urff: ;D
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timsinister wrote:
Snakebte is bad and wrong. In fact, all alcohol is bad.
ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE
Needs more 'Paulin...
partly 'cos he's too damn cool, but mostly because EmilyStrange knows what I look like and would prolly hurt me
Am I surrounded by bloody Darkness fans?! :urff: ;D[/quote]
not quite - it's an optical illusion
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can you two not just get a room?
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RicheyJames wrote:can you two not just get a room?
It' your own fault for not joining this classic thread at the beginning.
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awwww man.... talk about potential for stage props!!!

Good spot Doomie... awsome site..... hell yeah... im a sad sci fi geek!!!

:)

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Padstar wrote:awwww man.... talk about potential for stage props!!!

Good spot Doomie... awsome site..... hell yeah... im a sad sci fi geek!!!

:)

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TARDIS + dry ice + smurphs all wearing different era Cyberman heads...
Classy!
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d00mw0lf wrote:I'll add anyone you like to "that list" if you keep the snakebite away from me :urff:
bear in mind Pix (Lj type. comments a lot) has already asked that I remove:
Michael Winner
Ant & Dec
Linda Barker
Ronan Keating
Tony Blair
Catherine Zeta Jones
Anthea Turner
Kermit the Frog
Jamie Oliver

Just so I don't have to kill anyone twice.
d00my can you add
Gary Wilmott
Christopher Biggins
and all those bl00dy celebrity chefs?
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ohhh...


can you add the person who told Alan Tichmarsh to stop doing ground force...

i just can't be doing with Charlies Charlies and not a tit in sight!! :wink: :innocent:
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:I'll add anyone you like to "that list" if you keep the snakebite away from me :urff:
bear in mind Pix (Lj type. comments a lot) has already asked that I remove:
Michael Winner
Ant & Dec
Linda Barker
Ronan Keating
Tony Blair
Catherine Zeta Jones
Anthea Turner
Kermit the Frog
Jamie Oliver

Just so I don't have to kill anyone twice.
d00my can you add
Gary Wilmott
Christopher Biggins
and all those bl00dy celebrity chefs?
Burn wrote:ohhh...


can you add the person who told Alan Tichmarsh to stop doing ground force...

i just can't be doing with Charlies Charlies and not a tit in sight!! :wink: :innocent:
WTF do I looks like? The frickin' anegl of death or summat?
Go kill 'em yerself you lazy sods! I dunno... kids these days... never like this when i were a lad... 'twere all fields round 'ere....
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Number Two Son would sell his granny fer one/several of those!!

He built a 4ft Tardis a few years ago...and a 4ft Dalek and donated them to the toy museum coz they were causing upset at home (not my home I might add)

He's got blummin loads of the things - I keep having to buy him the remote control ones so he can customize them....and YES I DO worry about him!!!
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By a staggering unlikely coincidence I've got one of those big blue buggers for sale at the moment... and was going to leave it down "The Bassment" for storage, so it very nearly could have been a Smurfs stage prop.

Hello all, by the way.
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af'noon chief 8) :notworthy:

though this thread might peek your interest ;)
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it's always nice to have healthy outside interests :lol: :wink:
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though this thread might peek your interest
It's 'pique' actually...but I prefer your spelling!
I've got one of those big blue buggers for sale at the moment
Ebay jobbie? Welcome aboard by the way. I assume you're involved with the place we're coming to tras...visit in a few weeks? :lol:
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timsinister wrote:
though this thread might peek your interest
It's 'pique' actually...but I prefer your spelling!
the trouble with correcting other people's spelling is that some smart arse will inevitably endeavour to make you look foolish...
elsewhere timsinister wrote:Ah, but the more you deny a rumour/myth, the more it'll propogate!
it's 'propagate' actually...
"contradictions are meaningless, there's nothing to betray"
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