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Seven minutes into my birthday, and I'm posting to HL. Whilst pissed, of course, but that's as given. Anyone else done anything bizarre/unrelated/illegal/unprintable on their birthday? Hell, anyone remember their birthday...?
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I did nothing on my most recent birthday (my 21st), because I refused to celebrate it on a bloody Wednesday. :roll:

Have a great one yourself. But sober up, boy! Don't you have a job to go to in the morning?

Tut tut!
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I headed here from Lj to make a birthday thread - but you beat me to it :roll:
I still say my best birthday was my 19th. Saw the Quireboys and Crash Kelly and got a Kiss from Ky Anto. The next day I went to the UK air guitar championship where my mate woz robbed (!!!) I was given my "annyoing book" (you had to be there) had call girl cards pinned all over my jacket and bag, sang ACDC songs and stayed in the house of a posh guy who was pretending to be Eddie the Iron maiden thing.
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...on a bloody Wednesday.
My 21st will be on a Tuesday. I know exactly what you mean.
Don't you have a job to go to in the morning?
Bah, that's hours off yet. And they're used to corpse's turning up for work...
but you beat me to it
You have a life...I don't :wink:
pretending to be Eddie the Iron maiden thing.
Yours beats mine hands down. :D
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Life? dunno.
I've got a LiveJournal. And a MySpace!
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What about some sleep, eh?
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Sleep! That's where I'm a viking! ;D
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You sleep in a longboat and ravage pre-independant England...? I mean, what the f**k?!
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No, i just wear a silly hat.
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This...explains a lot.
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It's not like I'm the only person who sleeps in a dustbin and viking hat!
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That was a desperate plea for people to agree with you...







...and it hasn't worked. Sorry.
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dang :(
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d00mw0lf wrote:It's not like I'm the only person who sleeps in a dustbin and viking hat!
Damn right!

There, agreement! :P
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Please don't encourage her, she just seems to be calming down!
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timsinister wrote:Please don't encourage her, she just seems to be calming down!
It's not our fault you're some binless nutter who sleeps without a viking hat on! :roll:
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Well a viking hat is metal so I suppose it will block some of their rays, but it's never as good as a tinfoil hat.
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Ima get me one o'them ;D
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markfiend wrote:Well a viking hat is metal so I suppose it will block some of their rays, but it's never as good as a tinfoil hat.
And neither of these compare to the headgear that little fellow in your avatar is wearing. :wink:
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;D
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How good's the 'manky old cowboy hat' at blocking the conspiracy's mind control rays though?
I rely on a combination of hair-gel, cynicism, alcohol and unimportance. ;D
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timsinister wrote:How good's the 'manky old cowboy hat' at blocking the conspiracy's mind control rays though?
I rely on a combination of hair-gel, cynicism, alcohol and unimportance. ;D
No, that's no good.
TINFOIL HAT!
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Fine, Fine, put the chainsaw down, we can talk this out... :lol:
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timsinister wrote:How good's the 'manky old cowboy hat' at blocking the conspiracy's mind control rays though?
I rely on a combination of hair-gel, cynicism, alcohol and unimportance. ;D
How did you know whether I meant the conspiracy? (I neither confirm nor deny) And how did you know the rays I mentioned were mind-control rays?

You must be one of them. Image
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That's it.

/me dons tinfoil hat, scarf, mittens and duffelcoat

weeeeeeeeeeeeers me heat-b-gone booties?
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