Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Padstar
Utterly Bastard Smurph
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16 Jan 2005, 23:30
Francis wrote: Quiff Boy wrote: Francis wrote: Enjoy it while you still can. I just heard an ad on the radio for a law firm offering its services for "pre-living-together agreements". It won't be long before they start taking their briefs along to a date...
they still do that in wakefield dont they?
What the hell are we doing hanging around here then?
God no, no, no....avoid Wakey at ALL costs... i know, i used to have to work in it!
6 toes
??
Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
boudicca
Sister Midnight
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17 Jan 2005, 01:09
Drugs - no, I can behave ridiculously innapropriately and talk twaddle all by myself, thank you.
Sex - if only
Rock'n'roll - from the day I was born!
Yeah!
*Launches into imaginary guitar solo*
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
timsinister
The Oncoming Storm
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17 Jan 2005, 01:12
The drugs let you pull off the rock'n'roll that ensures the sex...
boudicca
Sister Midnight
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17 Jan 2005, 13:15
timsinister wrote: The drugs let you pull off the rock'n'roll that ensures the sex...
You tell us...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
andymackem
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1191 Joined: 17 Dec 2003, 10:11Location: Darkest Durham
17 Jan 2005, 13:52
Drugs - tried it, didn't like it. I'm a control freak at heart, so losing control is very bad for me.
Sex - I'm English and middle-class, ffs. Ideally I'd have someone to do that for me
Rock'n'Roll - only if I can't find a nice string quartet to listen to.
More tea, vicar?
timsinister
The Oncoming Storm
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17 Jan 2005, 14:11
boudicca wrote: timsinister wrote: The drugs let you pull off the rock'n'roll that ensures the sex...
You tell us...
NO COMMENT
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
17 Jan 2005, 18:22
quick, someone bring me some....
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
smiscandlon
Overbomber
Posts: 2595 Joined: 05 Feb 2004, 23:52
17 Jan 2005, 20:18
No drugs.
анархия
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
17 Jan 2005, 20:19
sigh.. none of you are quick enough
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Andie
Overbomber
Posts: 2886 Joined: 06 Jun 2003, 23:49
17 Jan 2005, 21:39
emilystrange wrote: sigh.. none of you are quick enough
i don't want to be getting a reputation...
well...
i don't want a worse reputation than i already have
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
Big Si
School Bully
Posts: 6746 Joined: 19 Nov 2002, 00:00Location: Glesga Central
17 Jan 2005, 21:52
emilystrange wrote: sigh.. none of you are quick enough
Quick? I thought all you girls hated being second, ems?
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699 Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58Location: back from some place else
17 Jan 2005, 21:54
it's that auld 'Fastest Finger' thing again
Si "And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".Peter Steele
rian
Slight Overbomber
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17 Jan 2005, 22:48
emilystrange wrote: quick, someone bring me some....
What do you want?
I think someone set my soul alight
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
17 Jan 2005, 22:54
what have you got, lol?
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
James Blast
Banned
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18 Jan 2005, 00:15
14 Butchers' Aprons?very old Monty Python joke, sorry you young 'uns
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".Peter Steele
Marc
Road Kill
Posts: 96 Joined: 29 Dec 2004, 18:36
18 Jan 2005, 14:04
emilystrange wrote: quick, someone bring me some....
..x
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
18 Jan 2005, 14:25
just send me justin. all three in one. mmmm
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Marc
Road Kill
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18 Jan 2005, 14:33
emilystrange wrote: just send me justin. all three in one. mmmm
Justin Timberlake
hallucienate
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emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
18 Jan 2005, 14:46
NO. pay attention.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
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18 Jan 2005, 15:00
Marc wrote: Justin Timberlake
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Sorry.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
Francis
Overbomber
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18 Jan 2005, 15:03
Padstar wrote: 6 toes
You can never have too many toes as any pobble will tell you.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031 Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
18 Jan 2005, 15:07
markfiend wrote: Marc wrote: Justin Timberlake
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Sorry.
*ahem* mr fiend, will you be appearing in leeds?
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
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18 Jan 2005, 15:35
*gulp*
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
Quiff Boy
Herr Administrator
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18 Jan 2005, 15:37
markfiend wrote: *gulp*
*gulp*
i've been said to look like him
how embarasing
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
??
