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Me, Myself and Irene where he flips out and takes a dump on his neighbour's lawn. Yours?
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My cold-addled brain hurts too much to give this a lot of thought, but first thing that springs to mind is another Carrey moment - in the elevator with the buxom co-worker in Liar Liar.
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that moment in The Lady In Red when one of the 'gang' goes into a bar and pretends to be blind, punchline moment:- bundled out of the bar by his mates, he gets behind the wheel of the car and tries to feel his way forward :lol:
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Stonehenge.
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markfiend wrote:Stonehenge.
i'd agree with that, and throw in the rest of the movie.
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I'm sorry I just realised; in the Tap's Squatney accents, it should be Stone'enge. :notworthy:
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withnail & i

all of it.

but especially the bit where when the poacher (jake?) hands over the dead rooster and says "help us out with this, he's been fed from t'arse t'beak". and then he whips a wriggling eal out of his trousers, twats it on the counter to concuss it and shoves it back down his pants...
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Don't threaten me with a dead fish
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my wife's having a baby!

we're millionaires you know! we're going to buy this place and...

i'm not from london...

we've come on holiday by mistake!

stop saying that withnail! of course he's the f**king farmer!

excuse me occifer, i've only had a few ales!

and the rest ;D
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Well, like you said, the whole thing.

Monty, you terrible c**t!
Which, apparently, passers-by still yell at Richard Griffiths on a regular basis.
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Weird Al Yankovic in the movie UHF

that movie is soooooooo pure sarcastic and funny.

In the beginning of the movie
- When guid walkes out of the cave, and got run over by a train :notworthy:


- "Today we learn dogs how to fly",........... :twisted:
- Stanly Spadawlsky " to day in our kids show " we're gonna drink from the fire hose, "mouth open wide",....... * WHHHHHHHHOES * :lol:
- Karaté teacher yelling stoopid to a studend who got kicked out of the window :innocent:
- Booboo the clown eating dog cookies :lol: :lol: :lol:
- Karaté teacher does the show "Wheel of Fish", you got the "red snapper" Hmmmmm tasty,..... you can ceep the red snapper or take what is in the box. I'll take the box !!! " and what is in the box ? " NOTHING absolutly NOTHING " STUPID !!!!" :notworthy:
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Scrubbers!
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I've said it before and I'll say it again -


Fork It!
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...is still to come. hopefully.....


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I think someone set my soul alight
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