Richey can probably bypass this one............

[elguiri]

http://brawl-hall.com/pages/insult-generators.php

[emilystrange]

'thou cream-faced loon' was a good one.. jacobean though

[Thea]

Thou lumpish dread-bolted bugbear!
I like it!

[smiscandlon]

The 'crude insult' generator just below certainly lives up to its name.

"Tampon-munching spunk slut"

[lazarus corporation]

'thou cream-faced loon' was a good one.. jacobean though

from Macbeth, if I remember correctly.

[emilystrange]

since when has jacobean been shakespeare? it might appear in both though. not sure where the shakespeare is here atm, and the other thing i did for A level so don't have it to check.

[RicheyJames]

well it is from macbeth and since that was written c.1606 it is jacobean (james i having ascended to the english throne some three years earlier). so you're both right. sort of.

[emilystrange]

if only i could remember the name of the damn play... ggggrrrr
must have been a common insult then..
or plagiarism... not uncommon, i understand

[rian]

fist-f**ked ass bandito

[Andie]

f**k-brained saggy tits


how adpt is that...check the pic

<------------ Jenna Jameson (for those who didn't know already)

[Guest]

f**k-brained saggy tits


how adpt is that...check the pic

<------------ Jenna Jameson (for those who didn't know already)

Yes I'd say very apt. Did you get that from your collection.

[Andie]

f**k-brained saggy tits


how adpt is that...check the pic

<------------ Jenna Jameson (for those who didn't know already)

Yes I'd say very apt. Did you get that from your collection.

indeed i did...i trimmed the page from the XXX Movie Star Portraits book

i won't use the pix of her ... with nowt on

[Guest]

f**k-brained saggy tits


how adpt is that...check the pic

<------------ Jenna Jameson (for those who didn't know already)

Yes I'd say very apt. Did you get that from your collection.

indeed i did...i trimmed the page from the XXX Movie Star Portraits book

i won't use the pix of her ... with nowt on

Something for you my pet.

Whole New Meaning To 'Phone Sex'
Friday, January 28, 2005 - The Associated Press


This is one cellphone you might not want to set to "High & Vibrate."

Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking her "moan tones."

For $2.50 fans of the ubiquitous porno queen can choose from a variety of moans, grunts and lurid sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.

If that's not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings, in English or Spanish.

Jameson, who recently wrote a best-selling memoir, has launched the venture with Wicked Wireless, a mobile music and entertainment company.

Also available are color pictures of the porn star posing naked that can be displayed on your phone for $2.99.

"Rock stars make music tones, porn stars make moan tones," said Dennis Adamo, head of Wicked Wireless. "We thought it would be an interesting novel approach of introducing new content to the mobile users."

Jameson's charms are already being downloaded in Argentina, Ecuador, Venezuela, and in a couple of weeks will be available from Mexico to Uruguay.

Latin American users can download a moan or a picture for $1.00 each, while U.S. customers will pay $2.50 for a moan and $2.99 for a wallpaper once the service is launched.

Some people were shocked, but others said they wanted more from the product.

"If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention," said New Yorker Julian McCullough.

U.S. users will have to wait to get Jameson on their phones as no mobile carriers in the United States have expressed any interest in carrying the service.

[Andie]

Yes I'd say very apt. Did you get that from your collection.

indeed i did...i trimmed the page from the XXX Movie Star Portraits book

i won't use the pix of her ... with nowt on

Something for you my pet.

Whole New Meaning To 'Phone Sex'
Friday, January 28, 2005 - The Associated Press


This is one cellphone you might not want to set to "High & Vibrate."

Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking her "moan tones."

For $2.50 fans of the ubiquitous porno queen can choose from a variety of moans, grunts and lurid sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.

If that's not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings, in English or Spanish.

Jameson, who recently wrote a best-selling memoir, has launched the venture with Wicked Wireless, a mobile music and entertainment company.

Also available are color pictures of the porn star posing naked that can be displayed on your phone for $2.99.

"Rock stars make music tones, porn stars make moan tones," said Dennis Adamo, head of Wicked Wireless. "We thought it would be an interesting novel approach of introducing new content to the mobile users."

Jameson's charms are already being downloaded in Argentina, Ecuador, Venezuela, and in a couple of weeks will be available from Mexico to Uruguay.

Latin American users can download a moan or a picture for $1.00 each, while U.S. customers will pay $2.50 for a moan and $2.99 for a wallpaper once the service is launched.

Some people were shocked, but others said they wanted more from the product.

"If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention," said New Yorker Julian McCullough.

U.S. users will have to wait to get Jameson on their phones as no mobile carriers in the United States have expressed any interest in carrying the service.

only in America...land of the free...home of the porn baron

[Mrs. Snowey]

http://brawl-hall.com/pages/insult-generators.php

Plus every one of those insults sounds like Bill Bailey Go on, try reading them with his voice in your head (aaghh, the leetle voices in my head...)