Hobbit Name Generator

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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James Blast
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we haven't had one of these for a while, so...
http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/

Fosco Deepdelver reporting for duty!
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James Blast wrote:we haven't had one of these for a while, so...
http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/

Fosco Deepdelver reporting for duty!
Sounds a bit rude!

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sounds like it has Mr. E well sussed AndrewS
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Cool!

Drogo Loamsdown of Deephollow - which deep hollow are they referring to?

And my Elvish name - Elrohir Carnesir, which sounds pretty darn impressive if you ask me. Very high-elven! :D

Well found Mr Blast :notworthy: . Know anywhere that generates orc names?
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there's one here Dave but it's not great :(
http://www.paper-dragon.com/fantasyland/orcname.html
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James Blast wrote:there's one here Dave but it's not great :(
http://www.paper-dragon.com/fantasyland/orcname.html
Try here bub-hosh! :roll:

http://www.thelandofshadow.com/mordorga ... rcname.htm
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This Hobbit name generator thing is sexist. All the chaps get long-winded double barrel names and us chicks get things like "Dimple Toadfoot" ... I am thoroughly insulted and will speak to JJTolkien's son in a minute about it.
I will. Just watch me.
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lucretia wrote:This Hobbit name generator thing is sexist. All the chaps get long-winded double barrel names and us chicks get things like "Dimple Toadfoot" ... I am thoroughly insulted and will speak to JJTolkien's son in a minute about it.
I will. Just watch me.
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why did I come out as a 2 name type then?
no, don't answer that
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Big Si wrote:
James Blast wrote:there's one here Dave but it's not great :(
http://www.paper-dragon.com/fantasyland/orcname.html
Try here bub-hosh! :roll:

http://www.thelandofshadow.com/mordorga ... rcname.htm
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Now where's that MANFLESH!
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either Ivy Frumblefoot of Bywater - real name
or
Berylla Brockhouse of loamsdown, as emily.

elf...

Itarildë Séregon as em,or

Altáriël Minyatur
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Peony Knotwise of Michel Delving (hobbit) :eek:

Silmarwen Ancalimë (elf) Cool!
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Not Bad!
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has anyone seen the Terry Pratchet Discworld name generator?
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post the link BoF
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I've had my Hobbit name in my signature for quite a while :D ... there's one for elven names as well (though not as funny) ...

http://www.chriswetherell.com/elf/
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I did wonder about your sig H-o
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James Blast wrote:post the link BoF
I tried looking for it but when I found it on a search and clicked on it, it said that I wasn't allowed to look at it! :cry:
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http://www.scottishtenants.org/LGI/Post/om/om.html
here it is anyway!
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I'm Mungo Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern.

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Hobbit: Milo Brockhouse of Loamsdown
Elf: Amrod Séregon

Amrod Séregon doesn't "fit" at all. I'm not a redhead.

I prefer Astaldur which is a Quenya equivalent of "Mark".
Well, technically it would mean "servant of valour" which roughly approximates to "Follower of Mars, a warrior" which is what "Mark" means. </geek>
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fartybottom is my orc name
....how did they know?????????????
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Hans Kamman : Moro Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern

Shadow Smile : Longo Brockhouse of Loamsdown

But still don't feel like a hobbit
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hmmmm :? Rosie-Posie Bleeker-Baggins of Fair Downs

think I prefer my elven one...Luthien Falassion :D
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elfen name
real name: Beren Elensar strange, Beren is a human name..
nick name: Tathar Lissësúl
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