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BBC newsreader.

Would ya? Or should I get out more?
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Not bad, but you should probably get out more anyway
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*rrrraaaawwwrrr* :lol:

:roll: Give me strength, she's shagged her way to the top, that one.

Natasha Kaplunky's the same, although I think she maybe just uses the promise of a little bit of funny business to get to where she is.
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I see we've finally dragged you down to our level Andy. :lol:

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She's nothing. Go out more instead.

:innocent:
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And to the ladies, never marry a man with better fingernails than you.
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andymackem wrote:BBC newsreader.

Would ya? Or should I get out more?
Abso-bloody-lootly. But only after Sophie Raworth

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More of a Saturday Morning kids' TV fan myself. Holly Willoughby. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

Especially when she gets gunged at the end of each week's show :innocent:
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Sophie Raworth, probably.

Natasha Kaplinsky does nothing for me, though. Possibly because she looks like my former flatmate.

And while my ex-flatmate has many charms, she remains one of the few women of my acquaintance I really wouldn't want to sleep with (four, at last count. Two of whom I've had to politely turn down). No obvious reason for it: she's a very attractive girl. Just doesn't attract me.
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markfiend wrote:More of a Saturday Morning kids' TV fan myself. Holly Willoughby. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

Especially when she gets gunged at the end of each week's show :innocent:
This post is useless without pics ;D
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markfiend wrote: Especially when she gets gunged at the end of each week's show :innocent:
some sort of weird pseudo-bukkaki thing floating your boat there, MF?
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The Irish burd who does the weather on skynews :P :oops:
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lazarus corporation wrote:some sort of weird pseudo-bukkaki thing floating your boat there, MF?
More like some sort of weird pseudo-wet-T-shirt competition. *ahem*

Anyhoo,
ruffers wrote:This post is useless without pics ;D
I don't want to annoy QB with pictures of scantily clad ladies that'll get him in trouble with his boss. :roll:

But... Google images; Holly Willoughby; go for the Maxim Photoshoot if you can find it :innocent:
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This is going well. It's taking some prodding, but I'm sure people will start making more dubious confessions when they've had enough to drink. :innocent:
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