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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050208/80/fbzpn.html

Oh my god!!! :eek: :urff: :eek:

those crazy Welsh
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The Clicky wrote:Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.
sisxbeforedawn wrote:those crazy Welsh
:urff: quite literally.
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I only wish that more rugby players would cut off their nuts.
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hallucienate wrote:I only wish that more rugby players would cut off their nuts.
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It was the idea of doing it, then staggering back to the pub to show your mates.

That really upset me. So did the prosthetic scrotum.
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* WTF !!! *

Now that man is far beyond sick !

That part of my body is HOLY !

Even my GF is not allowed to go there without cutting of her (sharp)nails first.
I was quite impressed until I hit the floor,.....Isn’t that what friends are for ?
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Still, we know what he's giving up for Lent, don't we?
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Only in America, was my first thought. But I was wrong.......
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Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.
at least he can't reproduce
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He wants to be a "TRANS", and saw now a reason for doing it! :lol:
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:eek: eek! I don't even have 'em, and I can still feel the pain!
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boudicca wrote::eek: eek! I don't even have 'em, and I can still feel the pain!
Now that is MAGIC !!! ;D
I was quite impressed until I hit the floor,.....Isn’t that what friends are for ?
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