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Does anyone remember that rhyme from school/markfiends house?

First the worst
second the best
Third the hairy princess
Fouth the golden Eagle
Fifth the shepherds pie???

What was the rest? It just popped into my head a few mins ago and it's bugging me what the rest of it was.

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nope. never heard of it.

i DO remember "1st one smelt it, 2nd one dealt it" though :innocent: ;D
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Yeah. lol

and...

whoever said the rhyme, did the crime.
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What are you on? Is it like this?

One for sorrow, two for joy,
Three for a girl, four for a boy,
Five for silver, six for gold,
Seven for a secret never been told.
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That's magpies you dillon.

I'm on about kids in a queue (us lot used to run to get in the queue first for dinner/hometime etc....But you being a geek, you were probably dragged out of class.....

Mr Fiend, "Ok, I'll go home, but only if you give me realyy hard homework")
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amgpies? WTF are amgpies?

*Runs away very very fast*
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I've already edited it <tuts>
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It's still a counting rhyme. And no, not one I've ever heard of. (And I'm ignoring the homework crack. Except to say that I once had a school report saying "Mark will fail English Lit. 'O'-level if he is really determined to do so." :lol: )
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No idea. Used to do tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor etc with prune stones at primary school. Don't know wtf for though.
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markfiend wrote: And I'm ignoring the homework crack. Except to say that I once had a school report saying "Mark will fail English Lit. 'O'-level if he is really determined to do so." :lol:
Liar.
markfiend the girly swatty liar also wrote:It's still a counting rhyme. And no, not one I've ever heard of.
Just 'cause you and the Quiffster haven't heard of it, doesn't mean no-one else has ever. Give it time.............

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.........And Francis






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Francis wrote:No idea. Used to do tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor etc with prune stones at primary school. Don't know wtf for though.
I'm not talking about in the days of yore(sp?) when shorts were compulsory.
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I remember a rhyme that went

"first the worst
second the best
third the one with the hairy chest"
further counting than three is beyond my recollection.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:I'm not talking about in the days of yore(sp?) when shorts were compulsory.
has anyone told Paddy this? :lol:
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Ah. That's sound very similar <looks at Markfiend all smug>
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James Blast wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:I'm not talking about in the days of yore(sp?) when shorts were compulsory.
has anyone told Paddy this? :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:I'm not talking about in the days of yore(sp?) when shorts were compulsory.
You can't beat a good pair of Clarks Commandos.
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its not currently used in school that i know of.... they might think i'm wierd if i ask
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ASK.

Though you were Emily STRANGE? <tuts>

Go on....Scare the kids a little bit.
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*ahem* i'm trying to get a good report, here.

scaring i do a lot. Y2 were petrified.

hmm.. i wonder if i have any rhyme books
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Francis wrote:You can't beat a good pair of Clarks Commandos.
I was more a Wayfinders lad myself Francis, then I moved onto Moonshots
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Oh yeah. I forgot you were a victorian child as well.
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hallucienate wrote:I remember a rhyme that went

"first the worst
second the best
third the one with the hairy chest"
further counting than three is beyond my recollection.
That's the one we had at my school too. Anything beyond three could be squabbled about for hours on end.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Oh yeah. I forgot you were a victorian child as well.
you forgot spoilt
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First the worst
Second the best
Third the Fairy Queen
Fourth the north
Fifth the west
Sixth the cobbler's donkey

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