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and how many cups of coffee have you had today Ms Debaser?
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I generally spend too much time on first-person shooters, so I substitute 4 for "Fourth's the one with a Desert Eagle".

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and how many cups of coffee have you had today Ms Debaser?
:eek: :eek: :eek: caffeine frenzy moi?? Nah more like de-mob happy - we broke up for Easter yesterday.

I'd like to say the kids at school use these and that's why they are ingrained on my mind but they don't, they just pick on the weak kids and demand they are on :lol:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Does anyone remember that rhyme from school/markfiends house?

First the worst
second the best
Third the hairy princess
Fouth the golden Eagle
Fifth the shepherds pie???

What was the rest? It just popped into my head a few mins ago and it's bugging me what the rest of it was.

Fanks.

Wasn't third the one with the hairy chest?
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Ed Rhombus wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Does anyone remember that rhyme from school/markfiends house?

First the worst
second the best
Third the hairy princess
Fouth the golden Eagle
Fifth the shepherds pie???

What was the rest? It just popped into my head a few mins ago and it's bugging me what the rest of it was.

Fanks.

Wasn't third the one with the hairy chest?
That's what me and Hal said.
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I feel I missed out on something here... :(

"The back of the bus, they cannae sing?"

Now that was a good 'un! 8)
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A variation on "Third the one with the hairy chest," at least in my kindergarden, was "Third the one with the golden treasure chest"...we weren't into body hair...
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boudicca wrote:I feel I missed out on something here... :(

"The back of the bus, they cannae sing?"

Now that was a good 'un! 8)
OUr school trip sing-songs consisted mainly of:

There Were 10 In The Bed (extended version)
Stop The Bus I Need A Weewee
An English Country Garden (the rude version)
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
and, of course...
This Is Number One.

Needless to say, the teachers didn't join in and their orders to "change the subject" went totally ignored. :lol: I suppose it's rather sad that this still amuses me to this day but I gave up the fight for maturity a long time ago...
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surely you don't mean the classic:-

how many times have you had it off in an english country - garden
i've had it twice and its very very nice, in an english country - garden

with daffodils and hollyhock sticking up your................


i think thats the one yeah?

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Its a Youth Thang.

You would not understand.... :wink: :wink:
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Dave R wrote:surely you don't mean the classic:-

how many times have you had it off in an english country - garden
i've had it twice and its very very nice, in an english country - garden

with daffodils and hollyhock sticking up your................


i think thats the one yeah?
Actually no - the version we sang was even more puerile:
"What do you do if you ne-ed the loo
In an English country Ga-ar-den?
You pull down your pants and suffocate the ants..." etc. etc. etc.
(or the alternative:
"You pull down your pants and fertilise the plants..." etc. etc. etc.)

I can't really claim either is a classic. :?
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Andrew S wrote:
boudicca wrote:I feel I missed out on something here... :(

"The back of the bus, they cannae sing?"

Now that was a good 'un! 8)
OUr school trip sing-songs consisted maily of:

There Were 10 In The Bed (extended version)
Stop The Bus I Need A Weewee
An English Country Garden (the rude version)
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
and, of course...
This Is Number One.
Now see, I only know the first two. I feel so deprived! :cry: ;D

I remember one that went...

Fish and chips and vinegar, vinegar, vinegar,
Fish and chips and vinegar, pepper pepper pepper pot,
Don't put your muck in our dustbin, our dustbin, our dustbin,
Don't put your muck in our dustbin,
Our dustbin's full,
One barrel'o'beer, two barrel'o'beer... blah blah up to seven barrel'o'beer.

Private school. Say no more. :roll:
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Dave R wrote: ranks alongside "every where we go/where the hell are you from" down our way.....
Never heard of that one.
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boudicca wrote:
Andrew S wrote:
boudicca wrote: Now see, I only know the first two. I feel so deprived! :cry: ;D

I remember one that went...

Fish and chips and vinegar, vinegar, vinegar,
Fish and chips and vinegar, pepper pepper pepper pot,
Don't put your muck in our dustbin, our dustbin, our dustbin,
Don't put your muck in our dustbin,
Our dustbin's full,
One barrel'o'beer, two barrel'o'beer... blah blah up to seven barrel'o'beer.

Private school. Say no more. :roll:
Quite. Saying that, although we wanted to, we didn't dare sing Friggin'In The Riggin'
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every where we go...
people want to know....
where the hell are you from...
were from wolverhampton...
super wolverhampton...
colourful wolverhampton....

weve got a corner shop selling cheaper lager
tennants super 89p a can
tennants extra 92p a can
banks mild.........................

fancy a take away?
chcken bhuna...
chicken tikka...
chicken korma...

every where we go...people want to know....

repeat until sick.

good schools we have round here eh?
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Dave R wrote:every where we go...
people want to know....
where the hell are you from...
were from wolverhampton...
super wolverhampton...
colourful wolverhampton....

weve got a corner shop selling cheaper lager
tennants super 89p a can
tennants extra 92p a can
banks mild.........................

fancy a take away?
chcken bhuna...
chicken tikka...
chicken korma...

every where we go...people want to know....

repeat until sick.

good schools we have round here eh?
Is that the best the Tourist Board could come up with?
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compared to brum with the sterling motif of "foward" yep its a classic.....
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"I know a song that's very annoying, very annoying, very annoying, very annoying,
I know a song that's very annoying
And this is how it goes:

I know a song...etc"

that was mine...

and then there was the "sweet and sour" game where you give passerby cars the finger from the bus window and see what they do...works with thumbs up too, but that way's no fun.
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My sister had one about a hole in the bottom of the sea that went on for anything up to four weeks at a time :eek:
I used to give up and go to sleep, and the next morning, she was still there, still singing that bloody song :eek:
i dunno if it was taught to her or if she made it up sometimes, i wake up and I think I can hear it.... from far away... getting closer....

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