Teddy Bears Are Not Inherently Evil

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Marsden Fields
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...but I have known them to engage in nefarious behaviour. Take, for instance, my own furry companion of many years, whom we shall call "Stewart," although he is not gay. I found the above link in my browser history, because my little friend had been using my credit card to bid on the evil Disney bear. When I confronted Stewart, he muttered something about “joining forces� and “satanic rites.� I’m not worried, but I can’t help thinking that his moral degradation is somehow my fault. After all, teddies are not inherently evil.
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Mrs RicheyJames
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LMAO.

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timsinister
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He'll stop updating in a couple of days, and we'll have to send the cops round, and what will they find...?
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Marsden Fields
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It's probably too late for the cops--I foretell the Plush Apocalypse.
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when i was a kid i had one called jim. nearly took my bloody arm off it did.

dont believe a word of it. they're mental...
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teddies are for girls. i have a dinosaur.
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