Instead of my usual eBay reporting, time for the SILLY ONES!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Who could resist this white stone?
This post is called "Girlfirend [sic], I need a girlfriend", Ya sure do.
What happens when two blokes from Lincoln get desperate for dates?
Help a student get out of debt, buy sheets of paper for £1 each!
A set of chinese balls :innocent:
Hire a stalker
Your very own Used bath sponge
A gorgeous.. slinky.. paper clip!
A random, unopened, envelope.
A dead budgie's soul
Britney Spears' chewing gum, how could you resist?
A "Mystery Can"
A scorpion in toffee
A mystery CD
A "mistical lighter" that, judging by the description, prevents spelling properly.
A chastity device
And finally, the one that restores my faith in humanity:
Buy your very own moon of Jupiter!
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and I thought I had too much time on my hands :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:and I thought I had too much time on my hands :innocent:
Well.. with no eBay update last week, and several deleted ones, I felt you deserved some plain sillyness.
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:lol: You're a mentalist, Dark.

Haven't you got homework to do? :innocent:
*ducks*
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Ooh what a looker eh ladies? :urff:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Ooh what a looker eh ladies? :urff:
Oh my god.
i like pubing clubing and eating out
"Pubing"?

:eek: :lol:
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smiscandlon wrote:
"Pubing"?

:eek: :lol:
that's just made me laugh out loud after a really s**t day at work!

cheers me dear
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boudicca wrote::lol: You're a mentalist, Dark.

Haven't you got homework to do? :innocent:
*ducks*
*chases after you with a rusted knife shouting Jihad* 25000!!!!!!!


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smiscandlon wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Ooh what a looker eh ladies? :urff:
Oh my god.
i like pubing clubing and eating out
"Pubing"?

:eek: :lol:
Yes, pubing and eating out. Pretty much the same thing if you think about it.

I best shut up before this becomes even less work-safe and Quiffy has my head on a pike.
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Dark wrote:Yes, pubing and eating out. Pretty much the same thing if you think about it.

I best shut up before this becomes even less work-safe and Quiffy has my head on a pike.
"Pubing and eating out" and "head on a pike"? Switching turns?
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You owe me for a new keyboard Martin. This one's got coffee all over it now :notworthy:
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Yes, I did think someone would make that reference.. my head shall remain as it is, thank you very much.

What do you think, then? Shall I add a regular "Silly eBay" post as well as my "Sisters Items" post?
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people are crazy out there :urff:
I think someone set my soul alight
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The comedy potential seems limitless.
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I'm just amazed that Dark actually published the link in a public forum for "What happens when two blokes from Lincoln get desparate for a date". Have you told your mate yet? :innocent:
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Loki wrote:I'm just amazed that Dark actually published the link in a public forum for "What happens when two blokes from Lincoln get desparate for a date". Have you told your mate yet? :innocent:
Sadly, Mischievous God, my name's Tom. :lol:

I just found the comedy to be greater for me since I'm from Lincoln. There's none from Leeds sadly. :roll:
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The "Mystery" cd sold for £100 - NOT including postage!

More money than sense again!!!!!
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I have just found 58 'Mystery' CDs in my collection, any bids?
Andy get's first refusal, OK, it's a bit harsh but...first come, first served :lol:
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James Blast wrote:I have just found 58 'Mystery' CDs in my collection, any bids?
Andy get's first refusal, OK, it's a bit harsh but...first come, first served :lol:
I had over 200 failed burned cds and made large mirrors out of them - I wonder if there is a market. Each mirror consisted of 9 cds - 9 "mystery" cds - £900 quid anyone?

@ RS - thanks for the offer but I feel I should decline - or least relax a little sideways! :-)
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The girlfriend guy list one of his hobbies as "pubing", and I'm sorry, but that cannot pass without comment :eek: . What equipment is involved, do you think? And where do pubists hold their social meetings? :roll: The people must be told!
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markfiend wrote:You owe me for a new keyboard Martin. This one's got coffee all over it now :notworthy:
i'll put my old one on ebay, it seems they buy anything!!
...mmmmmmmmmMMMMMM!....
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True story. I tried to sell a cubic foot of empty space on eBay once, claiming it was "conceptual art".

No-one bought that. :evil: :lol:
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markfiend wrote:True story. I tried to sell a cubic foot of empty space on eBay once, claiming it was "conceptual art".

No-one bought that. :evil: :lol:
Did it come in a nice box? Packaging is everything. Boom boom.
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things only sell on ebay if you have a photo of them
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hallucienate wrote:things only sell on ebay if you have a photo of them
yer quite right, don't think i've bought owt that didn't have a picture...
...mmmmmmmmmMMMMMM!....
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