April Fool..

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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emilystrange
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:eek:

there aren't any... did you forget.

there's one about the darkness recording with cliff richard. their webby thought it was funny.
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i've been too busy to think of anything :(

i could just turn off the forum for an hour? :innocent:
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and cause a panic like two weeks ago?

on your head be it.
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emilystrange wrote:and cause a panic like two weeks ago?

on your head be it.
I thought we were trying not to mention that :?
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I was fooled today

No details :oops:
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Reportedly, the Pope's just died. Who knew the old man had a sense of humour?
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No wait! Now he's not dead. If I'd have known he was going to do this, I would have converted to catholicism years ago. The man is brilliant.
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Marsden Fields wrote:Reportedly, the Pope's just died. Who knew the old man had a sense of humour?
According to BBC News website (www.bbc.co.uk/news) hes not dead - just dying! - shallow breathing and organ failure - perhaps he should have invested in a bigger pool and a piano ;-)
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Andy TG wrote:
Marsden Fields wrote:Reportedly, the Pope's just died. Who knew the old man had a sense of humour?
According to BBC News website (www.bbc.co.uk/news) hes not dead - just dying! - shallow breathing and organ failure - perhaps he should have invested in a bigger pool and a piano ;-)
An Italian news agency reported he'd died, then recanted. Now I ask you...does this mean they made a mistake, or that the Pope did die, but came back to life? I always knew he was a zombie overlord. I knew it.
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I couldn't care less. Sorry
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Marsden Fields wrote:Reportedly, the Pope's just died. Who knew the old man had a sense of humour?
Surely I'm not the only one who remembers that Spitting Image sketch?
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Marsden Fields wrote:No wait! Now he's not dead. If I'd have known he was going to do this, I would have converted to catholicism years ago. The man is brilliant.

As an NI baby ...

That's the 23 minutes over Brussels dealt with. Sorted. :von:

"Well it's written there in blue
with a heart and arrow through"

As always.

@ Marsden: Christ! I've just turned, umm, ...ahem ...GAY! :P :urff: :von:
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rian wrote:I couldn't care less. Sorry
Seconded
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Loki wrote:
Marsden Fields wrote:No wait! Now he's not dead. If I'd have known he was going to do this, I would have converted to catholicism years ago. The man is brilliant.

As an NI baby ...

That's the 23 minutes over Brussels dealt with. Sorted. :von:

"Well it's written there in blue
with a heart and arrow through"

As always.

@ Marsden: Christ! I've just turned, umm, ...ahem ...GAY! :P :urff: :von:
"Just"? That was a long-time coming, friend. :wink: :P
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Marsden Fields wrote:"Just"? That was a long-time coming, friend. :wink: :P
PLEASE don't let me make double-entendres out of things like this. :innocent:
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Marsden Fields wrote:
Loki wrote:
Marsden Fields wrote:No wait! Now he's not dead. If I'd have known he was going to do this, I would have converted to catholicism years ago. The man is brilliant.

As an NI baby ...

That's the 23 minutes over Brussels dealt with. Sorted. :von:

"Well it's written there in blue
with a heart and arrow through"

As always.

@ Marsden: Christ! I've just turned, umm, ...ahem ...GAY! :P :urff: :von:
"Just"? That was a long-time coming, friend. :wink: :P
"Something glorious about to happen ..." :wink:
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Which is quite understandable.
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Getting back to the subject of April fools, the Independent reported that Jamie Oliver was going to stand as a Tory MP. At least, I HOPE it was a joke...
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