02/04/2005

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Purple Light
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A very old couple walk into the doctors office.
The man is very very ill.

Doctor says to the man, "I'll need a sample of your sh*t, your urine, your sperm & your blood".

Wife says, "Just give him your underpants"...

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“I got lost in the mirror, wondering what could have been, I couldn’t help but kill her, but I couldn’t kill the dream.”
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Zuma
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"On this plane of existence, an immunity to edge weapons can't trump the dark power of mace. "

http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.jh ... izard.html
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