What's your favourite herb?

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What's your favourite herb?

Mint
1
4%
Basil
4
17%
Chives
1
4%
Tarragon
3
13%
Cumin
1
4%
Parsley
4
17%
Sage
0
No votes
Rosemary
3
13%
Thyme
0
No votes
None of the above
7
29%
 
Total votes: 24
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James Blast wrote:Yeah, all well and good but what was the 'secret word' to open the door to the Herb garden?
Herbidacious!
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James Blast wrote:hmmmmm, think we got another one here :(
Agreed. Let's get the Mobile Bonfire-O-Matic.. last person to load herbs onto it is a chav! ;)
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Quiff Boy wrote:cool :lol: :lol: :D

coriander

but chives are a close second, purely on the grounds that they're ace in mash ;D
Nah, this Coriander :wink: :twisted:
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yeah, wrong garden hal
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Has to be rosemary. Simply because I grow my own successfully.

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Mark, you forgot 2 quite important ones - those that make you feel good :twisted:
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hallucienate wrote:
James Blast wrote:Yeah, all well and good but what was the 'secret word' to open the door to the Herb garden?
"Open up, It's the Pigs!"

Or have I got the wrong herb garden?
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takes me right back :lol: :lol: :lol:

good ol' hal ;D
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hallucienate wrote:
James Blast wrote:Yeah, all well and good but what was the 'secret word' to open the door to the Herb garden?
"Open up, It's the Pigs!"

Or have I got the wrong herb garden?
:notworthy: :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:

...oe if you're really unlucky 'Open Up, It's The Cleaning Lady' :roll:
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No-one's spotted it yet...
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markfiend wrote:No-one's spotted it yet...
'None of the above' doing quite well in the poll? Hmmm <strokes chin thoughtfully>
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No. ;D

The four above "None of the above". In a Simon And Garfunkel stylee.
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markfiend wrote:
The four above "None of the above". In a Simon And Garfunkel stylee.
<tuts and sighs in Mark's direction>
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I thought I'd take some of the "hippy" flak away from you ;)
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Are people implying there's a problem with Simon and Garfunkel? :evil:
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is lavender a herb?
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markfiend wrote:I thought I'd take some of the "hippy" flak away from you ;)
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emilystrange wrote:is lavender a herb?
Nope; s'just a plant.
Something pithy.
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Paisley. :von: Similar to parsley.

Nothing Scottish and no typo. :innocent:
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I have a friend who has just been relocated by the authorities because her ex husband has been arrested for growing 'herbs' and was caught.


So, be careful, when we mean herbs, we mean HERBS!
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Loki wrote:Paisley. :von: Similar to parsley.

Nothing Scottish and no typo. :innocent:
I used to have a whole collection of shirts like that....
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Very good. Clever :notworthy:

Considering you maybe drunk. :innocent:

I'm impressed. :von:
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maybe? It's Friday night for gods sake
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