Super Nanny is on tonight

Ed Rhombus · 12 Apr 2005, 15:09

Ding dong

Thea · 12 Apr 2005, 15:32

She really terrifies me. I want her to meet my Nephew - he'd have her in tears within 15 minutes. He's a good kid like that.

Ed Rhombus · 12 Apr 2005, 15:44

Bollocks, Supernanny would have him for breakfast

Edmund pulled my hair this morning

I'm hoping this is enough to lure her into my house for the next series

Thea · 12 Apr 2005, 15:47

Or we could set the little ones against each other - BABYWARS!

Ed Rhombus · 12 Apr 2005, 15:49

Nice idea.

But it doesn't get out of the paddock, due to lacking the key componant of me meeting supernanny

Thea · 12 Apr 2005, 15:51

She can be the referee and you can be commontator.
Problem solved!

Ed Rhombus · 12 Apr 2005, 15:59

Hmm, she'd need another uniform for that.

Sounds like a goer

Good work, child of somebody elses time!

Andie · 12 Apr 2005, 18:16

you ain't right Ed...

she's a f*ckin monster...and all those screeming brats!!...typical crap TV fodder for the masses...

rian · 12 Apr 2005, 18:17

Seen her once on the telly. She sems mean to me

James Blast · 12 Apr 2005, 18:51

well I would!

Brideoffrankenstein · 12 Apr 2005, 19:23

fancy choosing that as a career

timsinister · 12 Apr 2005, 21:24

The day I let a BBC reality show look after my kids is the day I give myself a vasectomy.

With a wooden spoon.

paint it black · 12 Apr 2005, 22:33

she's rather large isn't she. spare cash converted to pie consumption

James Blast · 12 Apr 2005, 23:27

I do like a lardy maiden

canon docre · 13 Apr 2005, 10:07

Better die out with all dignity, then spawn those good reasons for abortion....

Mrs RicheyJames · 13 Apr 2005, 10:44

Ed. You is one sick puppy.

What's wrong with your wife???? Hmmmm??

<runs and tells her>

Ed Rhombus · 13 Apr 2005, 10:50

You might have noticed that my wife looks a little like Supernanny

All off you that say she's mean are a bunch of wets who would probably bring up children to be a generation of astmatic social disfuntional twats who don't know how to use a knife and fork.

Tim, it's on channel 4 and you haven't got any kids, or a wooden spoon for that matter

Mrs RicheyJames · 13 Apr 2005, 11:34

It shocks me that there are so many programmes of this nature. Anyone would think that there are SOoooo many crap parents out there!!

Shadow_Smile · 13 Apr 2005, 12:21

I LOVE THAT WOMAN !!!!!!!!!

now that is one major FEMALE DOMNINATION power !!!

She may send me to the naughty corner some time's !!!

andymackem · 13 Apr 2005, 12:23

It's bad TV.

There are loads of crap parents out there ... mostly the ones watching rubbish like that to convince themselves it's someone else's problem that the Daily Mail says we're prisoners in our own homes due to rampaging kids.

Frankly I wouldn't. That whole strict thing doesn't do it for me. Sorry.

I do have a wooden spoon, if that helps anyone. Also a wooden fork and a curious wooden spatula thing with holes in it.

Ed Rhombus · 13 Apr 2005, 12:43

But she isn't strict.

She is consistent, sets routines and boundries, and puts more focus on the positives.

She trains the parents, not the kids

I have a pasta spoon, but it's not wooden, it's black plastic

Mrs RicheyJames · 13 Apr 2005, 13:09

Thea · 13 Apr 2005, 13:22

I've got half a tent in my room.
and no idea what to do next

andymackem · 13 Apr 2005, 14:13

Ed Rhombus wrote:But she isn't strict.

She is consistent, sets routines and boundries, and puts more focus on the positives.

She trains the parents, not the kids

I have a pasta spoon, but it's not wooden, it's black plastic

Haven't see the show. so my strict comment was based on the pic you'd posted.

Is that black plastic, or cracked LCD?

timsinister · 13 Apr 2005, 14:46

Ed Rhombus wrote:...and you haven't got a wooden spoon

I have two, thankyou so very much.

Ed Rhombus wrote:or any kids

That's...right. Would you be willing to say that to a Crown Court Judge for me?

And people can stop volunteering kitchen implements for my DIY surgery, cheers.