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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Hello and welcome :!:
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Black Alice
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Hello, Alice!

*It never even occurred to me that people lurked on this board. Don't know why.
I feel kinda embarrassed that so many people could be reading the s**t I write. I should really try to be less annoying.

I'm going to get paranoid now!

But yes, anyway, good morrow to you, dear!


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Black Alice
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please forgive my inability to use the "quote" box correctly - have just worked out how to do this correctly - as you will no doubt surmise pretty quickly I have NEVER used a forum before and have very little idea of what I am doing (either on this forum or generally!!!) :oops:
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Black Alice wrote:Boudicca
Please don't feel paranoid! This is why I felt I should join - felt wrong (and a little dirty) to simply watch and not join in!!
STEADY NOW! :lol: Nothing but wholesome chumliness on this here board. ;D
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boudicca wrote:
Black Alice wrote:Boudicca
Please don't feel paranoid! This is why I felt I should join - felt wrong (and a little dirty) to simply watch and not join in!!
STEADY NOW! :lol: Nothing but wholesome chumliness on this here board. ;D
Hee! Hee! Just trying to find the right level :lol: I'll raise it a little
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I must be on the wrong board. I had Smokie's, or to be more precise Chubby Brown's "Alice" pop in my head. Anyways, it never was one of TSOM's better songs.

Greetings Alice. I am sat here in a suit and tie if that's any help.
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well if you've been 'lurking' for a while, you'll see what fine upstanding members we have :wink:

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ruffers wrote:I must be on the wrong board. I had Smokie's, or to be more precise Chubby Brown's "Alice" pop in my head.
Oh thank god for that. I thought I was the only one! :lol:

"Alice? Who the *beep* is Alice?"

What an annoying song.
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Allo Alice.

With regards to clothing...wot not even a smidgeon of orange :eek: ???
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welcome miss
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ruffers wrote:I must be on the wrong board. I had Smokie's, or to be more precise Chubby Brown's "Alice" pop in my head. Anyways, it never was one of TSOM's better songs.

Greetings Alice. I am sat here in a suit and tie if that's any help.

The name is actually my dads nickname for me - it just happens that it was a TSOM song. He didn't realise quite what a gothic tag it is! :lol:
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ruffers wrote:I must be on the wrong board. I had Smokie's, or to be more precise Chubby Brown's "Alice" pop in my head. Anyways, it never was one of TSOM's better songs.

Greetings Alice. I am sat here in a suit and tie if that's any help.

The name is actually my dads nickname for me - it just happens that it was a TSOM song. He didn't realise quite what a gothic tag it is! :lol:

I was also in a suit earlier on - for an appearance at court (work not displeasure I hasten to add!!)
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Debaser wrote:Allo Alice.

With regards to clothing...wot not even a smidgeon of orange :eek: ???
Unfortunately not! The closest I get to colours is a bit of tie-die - that tends to be purple, green and red on black though!!

No pink either :lol:
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James Blast wrote:well if you've been 'lurking' for a while, you'll see what fine upstanding members we have :wink:

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Indeed!

I have to say, in all seriousness though, you all seem very friendly as this thread seems to be bearing out ;D
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Black Alice wrote:I have to say, in all seriousness though, you all seem very friendly as this thread seems to be bearing out ;D
It's all a front. Really we're 3-headed Anacondas with eyes like Torches on the loose from the Reptile House.

(The weak puns show my fatigue) ;D
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Dark wrote:
Black Alice wrote:I have to say, in all seriousness though, you all seem very friendly as this thread seems to be bearing out ;D
It's all a front. Really we're 3-headed Anacondas with eyes like Torches on the loose from the Reptile House.

(The weak puns show my fatigue) ;D
yep...wot he said... :wink:
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Well Alice as the other newbie I thought I should pass my welcome on as well, I've got to admit that I've been lurking as well, but it's all Zuma's fault :twisted:
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and I'm extra head(s) free :roll:
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The water in my washing machine turns dark out of sympathy 8)
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Mr MF sported a PURPLE shirt with a black ensemble yesterday and a PRWY tee this morning. Co-ordinated with ... umm ...oh yes! black. :lol:

Did I mention Billy Idol, David Hasselhoff or Jimmy Saville?

Phew! :? :innocent: :lol:

Bloody goths ...
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ruffers wrote:Anyways, it never was one of TSOM's better songs.
And another name gets scratched on the wall...
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Francis wrote:
ruffers wrote:Anyways, it never was one of TSOM's better songs.
And another name gets scratched on the wall...
@ Francis: Guest? Voyeur? It seriously doesn't become you. More to give. Big time. Personal opinion. Shoot me. Bite me. Whatever. :von:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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boudicca wrote::oops: I should really try to be less annoying.

I'm going to get paranoid now! :eek:

But yes, anyway, good morrow to you, dear! ;D
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Loki wrote:@ Francis: Guest? Voyeur? It seriously doesn't become you. More to give. Big time. Personal opinion. Shoot me. Bite me. Whatever.
You're not gonna threaten to wrestle me again are you?
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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I've lost yet another plot...
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