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Marsden Fields
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I don't sanction this decision at all. I tried to vote for Cardinal Zin, but he didn't appear on the ballot. This is inexplicable to me; unlike Ratzinger, he goes well with chocolate.
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Ratzinger; a very conservative red, former Hitler Youth, best left to stand for 30+ years.

Well observed, that man!
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I fully endorse Tim's post and particulary the last word. :wink:

Does this mean Paisley didn't get it? :?
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I suppose posting about wine makes me a metrosexual, Loki. Am I at all redeemed by having suggested a wine for which Ralph Steadman designed the label?

I always keep a bottle of the Cardinal on my bedside table. Just in case. Woof.
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Loki wrote:I fully endorse Tim's post and particulary the last word. :wink:

Does this mean Paisley didn't get it? :?
Apparantly the votes were going in his favour, until he released his full manifesto.

1. Build a bypass over Vatican City
2. The introduction of Polygamy for all Priests
3. Free-vend condom machines in all RC schools
4. The removal of bullet proof glass in the pope mobile.
Give me one good reason
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Spiggy's hat wrote:
Loki wrote:I fully endorse Tim's post and particulary the last word. :wink:

Does this mean Paisley didn't get it? :?
Apparantly the votes were going in his favour, until he released his full manifesto.

1. Build a bypass over Vatican City
2. The introduction of Polygamy for all Priests
3. Free-vend condom machines in all RC schools
4. The removal of bullet proof glass in the pope mobile.
:lol: would have got my vote - for the badness!
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Marsden Fields wrote:I suppose posting about wine makes me a metrosexual, Loki.
Whoops - apologies. It's none too clear via t'internet.
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Well, I do not like Ratzinger very well, either, but I think he reflects the roman-catholic point of view in a traditional way, so I can understand why he had been chosen.
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timsinister wrote:
Marsden Fields wrote:I suppose posting about wine makes me a metrosexual, Loki.
Whoops - apologies. It's none too clear via t'internet.
You are sorry that I'm a metrosexual? I'm not. I like having socks that match.
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Marsden Fields wrote:
timsinister wrote:
Marsden Fields wrote:I suppose posting about wine makes me a metrosexual, Loki.
Whoops - apologies. It's none too clear via t'internet.
You are sorry that I'm a metrosexual? I'm not. I like having socks that match.
:lol: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :lol:

We girls appreciate that too! (Even better if there are no Donald Ducks or Dollar signs on it :lol: )
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The headline in The Sun (for all non-British members of the forum, The Sun is a piece of s**t masquerading as a newspaper, or like the National Enquirer with punchy headlines) apparently read "Papa-Ratzi", which is quite clever (quite as in somewhat, not as in absolutely), or maybe it's just something the Sun knows a lot about.

I like the idea of the Pope singing to rats; especially Rizzo from the Muppet Movies. Which reminds me, if the Muppets have Taken Manhatten, when are they going to take Berlin? I can just see Miss Piggy in her 'Caberet' gear - hmmmm...

As for being in the Hitler Youth, well let's face it, it can't have been very recently (and more seriously, I don't think you had a whole heap of choice about it in 1943) - what's much worse is his sinister involvement in an international conspiracy which has been responsible for the deaths of millions and the brainwashing of over 1 billion, of perpetuating racism, sexism, homophobia, etc etc yes of course I mean the Catholic Church - UURGH! ('Uurgh' in horror, in case anyone didn't get that.)

I bet his socks match tho'.

On the other hand, it probably doesn't get him many girls.

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Red Orc wrote:As for being in the Hitler Youth, well let's face it, it can't have been very recently (and more seriously, I don't think you had a whole heap of choice about it in 1943) - what's much worse is his sinister involvement in an international conspiracy which has been responsible for the deaths of millions and the brainwashing of over 1 billion, of perpetuating racism, sexism, homophobia, etc etc yes of course I mean the Catholic Church - UURGH! ('Uurgh' in horror, in case anyone didn't get that.)
You really can't blame him being part of the Jugend indeed, the thing is though, I just read a couple of hours ago (in a descent newspaper :wink: ) he tells the germans they shouldn't care too much about that part of the past :?...
Red Orc wrote:On the other hand, it probably doesn't get him many girls.
Well, at least, he doens't seem to have a single scandal about him, as far as I and my trusted newspaper know, but who knows what the paparazzi find'll out about 'Papa Ratzi'...
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Obviousman wrote:Well, at least, he doens't seem to have a single scandal about him.
Didn't you hear? He just became head of the Catholic Church :innocent:
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Motz wrote:
Obviousman wrote:Well, at least, he doens't seem to have a single scandal about him.
Didn't you hear? He just became head of the Catholic Church :innocent:
Now that's a crime that deserves capital punishment :eek:
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Probably he is to be held responsible for this as well.

:eek: :lol:
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sooner we get this guy in the better :wink:

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Motz wrote:
Obviousman wrote:Well, at least, he doens't seem to have a single scandal about him.
Didn't you hear? He just became head of the Catholic Church :innocent:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Couldn't have put it better.
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