World's Worst Fitba Shirts!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Tremendous website Si. :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

As you well know, I have very fond memories of that Celtic top.

Meanwhile, back in the jungle...

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designed to look good with jeans :!: :?: :urff: Okaaay.

Nice if you wanna look like your dismal neighbours :eek: ...

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Worse than that though was the blue and white striped top of the mid ninties. Red Issue provided instructions to make your own using a Tesco carrier bag and a felt tip pen. :lol: :notworthy: :eek:
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FFS Dave wrote:Worse than that though was the blue and white striped top of the mid ninties. Red Issue provided instructions to make your own using a Tesco carrier bag and a felt tip pen. :lol: :notworthy: :eek:
This one? -

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Aye, that's him. Also featured within the material were the names of past United 'legends', like, erm...neil webb :eek: :eek: :eek: :roll:

Amusing side-note. After the legendary 3-1 defeat at Southampton in the grey kit, they wore the tesco bags the following season and got stuffed there 6-3 :eek: :evil: . No p**s poor excuses forthcoming this time. Not until they returned to fabulous black did they manage to win at The Dell.

Meanwhile, back at the worst ground in England (TM)...

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Apparently, in italian Bovis means Ox. Sounds about right.
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My wallpaper - http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/sportscot ... s=1024x768

I was there! :D

Thur's only wahn Chrisie Sutton! :twisted: :notworthy:
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Aww, it's lovely when professional sportsmen start bonding in that kinda way, isn't it :lol: That could be why we play you so often. :wink:
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Chavtastic!

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Dukla Prague away kit?

Anyone?

Christmas is coming after all ... :von:
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And surely if it says 'Emirates' on the front and it's being worn by Frankie Lamps or JT, then that's Ok? :roll:
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Dave R wrote:ashamed i am...
i own this un...

http://www.premiershirts.net/English%20 ... /02265.gif
They could at least have washed it :eek: :lol:
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tell me about it!

its the classic "run over by a car look"...thats what ya get when you are sponsered by tyre manufacturers!!!!

you should have seen the one when we were sponsered by manders inks....remember the early stone roses pics? the paint? you get the idea!!!!

:D :D :D :D
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Did they play in ridiculously (but ace) flared jeans to match? Maybe that's why they remained glued to division two for so long. :lol: :?

And while we're confessing, I did own a grey monstrosity. Looked good with decorating overalls. ;D
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Dave R wrote: the paint?
What , Jon Squires artwork?.

Like the original 'Waterfall'?.

Loved it. :von:

Take of that belt and chill. :wink:
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MM... msot shocking one I've ever owned (and worn) was from a Swiss team, FC Wil... it was white with a massive zig-zag section running through the middle and in the zig zag section it was a purple colour that had the same look as ink poured into clear water...


psychadelic is an understatement.. shame I can't find a picture of it on the net!
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