Jane Goldman on Derren Brown

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So; anyone seen or heard from Quiffy since Jane Goldmans appearance on the Derren Brown tv show on Friday?

I bet he's got his arm in a sling by now..... :innocent:
Something pithy.
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both of them..
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I take it our leader is attracted by her smile. :innocent:

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Spiggy's hat wrote:I take it our leader is attracted by her smile. :innocent:

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Who's our leader?

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yes,, but he's on the toilet in Auschwitz
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Spiggy's hat wrote:I take it our leader is attracted by her smile. :innocent:

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sorry...i missed her smile...distracted :innocent: :wink: :lol:
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Burn wrote:sorry...i missed her smile...distracted :innocent: :wink: :lol:
yeah, that Goth nail varnish caught my eye too :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:
Burn wrote:sorry...i missed her smile...distracted :innocent: :wink: :lol:
yeah, that Goth nail varnish caught my eye too :innocent:
Oh! I thought we were looking into her eyes! :lol:
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Black Alice wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Burn wrote:sorry...i missed her smile...distracted :innocent: :wink: :lol:
yeah, that Goth nail varnish caught my eye too :innocent:
Oh! I thought we were looking into her eyes! :lol:
Don't be silly, they're obscured by her hair :innocent:
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call me a freak but I was checking out her tits. :innocent:
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nice knorks, now ye mention them :innocent:
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Ahhhh!! The world of unreconstructed man - I love it :lol:

Don't ever change!
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has she heard of wearing a bra?! :lol:
(or at least not wearing that top)
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hallucienate wrote:call me a freak but I was checking out her tits. :innocent:
Her what? Are they somewhere behind the pair of melons she's clutching so tightly to her chest? :innocent:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:has she heard of wearing a bra?! :lol:
(or at least not wearing that top)
No - hide those she has to rely personality or brains - at least when they're out no-one knows if she's talking - or cares :lol:

(Obviously, I have to rely on other tactics!!)
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I like her hair though :wink:
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shes got hair!!!
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I like her hair though :wink:
Is that another euphemism? :lol:
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is it me...or does she seem to have a big mouth
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Black Alice wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I like her hair though :wink:
Is that another euphemism? :lol:
I think your mind must be dirtier than mine Alice! :wink:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Black Alice wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I like her hair though :wink:
Is that another euphemism? :lol:
I think your mind must be dirtier than mine Alice! :wink:
Sorry - get carried away some times - I'll try to drag my thoughts from the gutter (but to be honest - they started it :lol: )
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Burn wrote:is it me...or does she seem to have a big mouth
not as big as her husbands :|
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