The Heartland Not-So-Festive 50 Albums

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Many thanks to Petseri and Quiff Boy for their votes.

CURRENT WINNER:

The Sisters Of Mercy - First And Last And Always with 4 votes.


Now, we're getting close. "Ministry - Psalm 69" and "Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures" have 3 votes each
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, TSOM's Floodland, The Velvets' first album, and The Verve's Urban Hymns all have two votes.

And Black Wire have one. Nice try, Quiff. :lol: ;)
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For some reason I'm reminded of the following exchange

Interviewer: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in rock 'n roll?"
John Lennon: "Apparently he's not even the best drummer in the Beatles" :lol:
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Dark wrote:Come on, where are all of you?
Patience dear boy. I've got my list down to about 15 now. Just deciding which 5 to dump to leave 10 to send you.
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Dark wrote:Many thanks to Petseri and Quiff Boy for their votes.

CURRENT WINNER:

The Sisters Of Mercy - First And Last And Always with 4 votes.


Now, we're getting close. "Ministry - Psalm 69" and "Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures" have 3 votes each
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, TSOM's Floodland, The Velvets' first album, and The Verve's Urban Hymns all have two votes.

And Black Wire have one. Nice try, Quiff. :lol: ;)
ABBA must have two votes by now too... :innocent:
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<CHOICE ONE>The Beatles: Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
<CHOICE TWO>Led Zeppelin: Four Symbols
<CHOICE THREE>Pink Floyd: The Dark Side Of The Moon
<CHOICE FOUR>David Bowie: Aladdin Sane
<CHOICE FIVE>The Eagles: Hotel California
<CHOICE SIX>Fleetwood Mac: Rumours
<CHOICE SEVEN>Meatloaf: Bat Out Of Hell
<CHOICE EIGHT>The Jam: All Mod Cons
<CHOICE NINE>The Stone Roses: Eponymous Debut Album
<CHOICE TEN>Oasis: (What's The Story) Morning Glory?

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ooh, Rumours. Forgot that. :roll:
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Dark wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Dark wrote: Come on, where are all of you? Loki, Mark, Debs, Ems, Quiffy, Francis, RJ, Mrs RJ, Gottdammerung, Petseri, Pikkrong, Izzy, LazCorp, and all the rest of you! SEND THE EMAILS!!


8)
Well, you little squirt, I WAS going to send you mine...

*folds arms* :evil:

...but now I might just have to rethink that. :innocent:

kids today... no bloody manners... :roll: :wink:
I feared asking you, or d00my, and I'm rethinking asking Loki and Francis. I might have gotten some votes I'd be scared of. :lol:
Oh-ho-ho-hoooo! he thinks I might not have good taste! He's been reading the "currently listening to" thread! :roll:

That's me trying to patronise you again by talking in the third person, but I'm just making myself sound stupid so I'll stop now. :oops:

Did ye think D00my or myself might have a Project Pitchfork album in there? :innocent:

Well um... my only problem was I was unsure which one to go for...
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Well, Mr Fiend, do hurry.

And we do indeed have two votes for Abba. But two seperate albums.

And scary albums nothing, I've voted for a Manowar album, a Japan album and a Rhapsody album. :lol:
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Dark wrote:Well, Mr Fiend, do hurry.

And we do indeed have two votes for Abba. But two seperate albums.

And scary albums nothing, I've voted for a Manowar album, a Japan album and a Rhapsody album. :lol:
err.... :oops: I meant the one, Quiff said... :oops:

Gold is a "Best of" .....
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Can we do the favourite pre-Beatles albums next please? I've got a few...
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I think by giving us a preview of what's in the lead/voted for, could sway the vote, Dark :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:I think by giving us a preview of what's in the lead/voted for, could sway the vote, Dark :innocent:
Is it that obvious? :lol:

Okay, I will not post what's in the lead, or any other sort of Vote for Ghost Dance!!! propaganda.
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edited as requested. ;)
Last edited by lazarus corporation on 30 Apr 2005, 12:15, edited 2 times in total.
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Laz, please read the manual again.....
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Manual, there was a manual? Oh right. Ooops.
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I must say I'm thoroughly disturbed by all this Verve nonsense... :?

I credited you guys with a little more taste!
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Right, Dark, I think I've done it.

Patti Smith, Kraftwerk, or Bad Seeds though... I'm still wavering... :urff:

HELP ME SOMEONE!!!
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leave out Kraftwerk
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<CHOICE ONE>The Sisters of Mercy: Floodland
<CHOICE TWO>The Cranes: Self non self
<CHOICE THREE>Abba: Arrival
<CHOICE FOUR>Radiohead: OK Computer
<CHOICE FIVE>The Jesus and Mary Chain: Darklands
<CHOICE SIX>Siouxsie & The Banshees: Superstition
<CHOICE SEVEN>REM: Automatic for the people
<CHOICE EIGHT>Public Image Limited: Flowers of Romance
<CHOICE NINE>Henryk Gorecki: Symphony No.3
<CHOICE TEN>Eurythmics: 1984
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In no particular order:
The Velvet Underground: The Velvet Underground and Nico
The Sisters Of Mercy: Floodland
Tool: Lateralus
Joy Division: Unknown Pleasures
Fields Of The Nephilim: The Nephilim
David Bowie: The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
Led Zeppelin: Physical Graffiti
Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds: Henry's Dream
Pink Floyd: Dark Side Of The Moon
The Rolling Stones: Let It Bleed
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Right, so even though you clearly didn't read the rules (the idea of emailing to me was that it was meant to be secret), I've cast your votes anyway.

NOTICE:
If anyone ELSE posts it on here instead of emailing their list to me (not very likely because interest has waned to nothingness on this board) then I just won't bother to count the votes.

We all know who's going to win anyway.
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Don't get despondent young Dark. Heartland needs more youthful, idealistic and committed members like you.
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Dark wrote:Right, so even though you clearly didn't read the rules (the idea of emailing to me was that it was meant to be secret),
I did read the "rules"

I just ignored them :P
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Can I change my mind ? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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ruffers wrote:Can I change my mind ? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I changed mine the minute after I submitted and many times after :lol: (I guess most of us did :wink:)
Is it really such a dramatical change? :P
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