when reailty starts mirroring fiction, and satire at that, one has to worry
jon snow has turned into alan partridge, as i live and breathe!!
the bbc have surpassed themselves this election
swing-o-meters, battlefields and the financial arse
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best to use the BBC website, they have a really cool desktop counter, and No Knowing Me Knowing You-----Ahhhha!!!!!!!!!!! to be seen....
its really cool, type in your postcode and it tells you that no results are in for your area...
Groovy!!!!
either that or check out Sky News, channel 501...fuckin ace coverage!!!!!!
already had to fist fights between the Conny's and the Lib Demmy's.....love it!!!!!
its really cool, type in your postcode and it tells you that no results are in for your area...
Groovy!!!!
either that or check out Sky News, channel 501...fuckin ace coverage!!!!!!
already had to fist fights between the Conny's and the Lib Demmy's.....love it!!!!!
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oh for fucks sake. bunch of upper-middle class old tory wankers around herelazarus corporation wrote:I think you've just gone Blue, QB
been blue for centuries before labour winning the last one.
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of course, I could be mixing it up with PutneyQuiff Boy wrote:oh for fucks sake. bunch of upper-middle class old tory wankers around herelazarus corporation wrote:I think you've just gone Blue, QB
been blue for centuries before labour winning the last one.
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lazarus corporation wrote:of course, I could be mixing it up with PutneyQuiff Boy wrote:oh for fucks sake. bunch of upper-middle class old tory wankers around herelazarus corporation wrote:I think you've just gone Blue, QB
been blue for centuries before labour winning the last one.
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Elmet, my apparent constituency (it's miles away from us) has always been a Labour stronghold. Unfortunately, most of my neighbours don't realise there's even been a 'war' recently. And those that do no doubt think the 'towelheads' deserved it.
So, how exactly do we 'get there from here'?
So, how exactly do we 'get there from here'?
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
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at least the good people of oldham have begun to see sense
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/vote2005/html/446.stm
Anita Corbett - f**king Scum Party
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%: 6.9
+/- %: -9.5
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/vote2005/html/446.stm
Anita Corbett - f**king Scum Party
Votes: 2,606
%: 6.9
+/- %: -9.5
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it's always good to see a bunch of ignorant racist morons loseQuiff Boy wrote:at least the good people of oldham have begun to see sense
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/vote2005/html/446.stm
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How many candidates are standing in Sedgefield, ffs?
I've seen smaller orchestras on a stage!
Rochford & Southend East was the expected dull Tory landslide. Probably not too upset with how this is panning out. Couldn't see a viable alternative to Labour, but pleased that the majority will be trimmed a bit. Looks like the Tories still aren't making the kind of progress they've hoped for.
I've seen smaller orchestras on a stage!
Rochford & Southend East was the expected dull Tory landslide. Probably not too upset with how this is panning out. Couldn't see a viable alternative to Labour, but pleased that the majority will be trimmed a bit. Looks like the Tories still aren't making the kind of progress they've hoped for.
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Good to see some good come of this.Quiff Boy wrote:at least the good people of oldham have begun to see sense
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/vote2005/html/446.stm
Anita Corbett - f**king Scum Party
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Will the Elusive One be happy for my area, now?
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I'll try again;Norman Hunter wrote:Will the Elusive One be happy for my area, now?
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oh well, looking at the BBC's map, it's good to see Brighton/Hove/Lewes as a red/orange outpost amongst a sea of undead blue.
Overall, I think the result is pretty much what I expected, and probably as good as could be realistically imagined - Labour majority slashed (and hopefully their right-wing/authoritarian tendencies reined in a bit - we'll see) and LibDem seats increased.
I would have liked to see the tories reduced to third-party status (as just desserts for 1979-1997 and obviously because they're a bunch of racist homophobic bastards) but I guess I'll have to wait for another election for that.
Overall, I think the result is pretty much what I expected, and probably as good as could be realistically imagined - Labour majority slashed (and hopefully their right-wing/authoritarian tendencies reined in a bit - we'll see) and LibDem seats increased.
I would have liked to see the tories reduced to third-party status (as just desserts for 1979-1997 and obviously because they're a bunch of racist homophobic bastards) but I guess I'll have to wait for another election for that.
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Our constituency:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/vote2005/html/360.stm
Hey ho. John Battle got more than 3 times as many as the LibDem who came second.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/vote2005/html/360.stm
Hey ho. John Battle got more than 3 times as many as the LibDem who came second.
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looks like we got the government we deserve
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There is one high point that i can see from yesterday....
The Nazi Scum BNP only managed to poll 19,000 votes over the entire country....
(source www.uaf.org)
Still kinda worrying that the fascist right in the UK has got nearly 20 thousands idiots in tow.....
Most lost their deposits which is good! throw their money way with their f**ked up ideals!!!!!
ICH BIN EIN AUSLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Nazi Scum BNP only managed to poll 19,000 votes over the entire country....
(source www.uaf.org)
Still kinda worrying that the fascist right in the UK has got nearly 20 thousands idiots in tow.....
Most lost their deposits which is good! throw their money way with their f**ked up ideals!!!!!
ICH BIN EIN AUSLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Somerset(where I live) on the BBC map is Liberal Dem
My Brother told me he voted Conservative
I've only just started becoming aware, understanding and taking part in politics.
I thought the swing-O-metre was a bit weird last night, the whole thing felt like a game show.
My Brother told me he voted Conservative
I've only just started becoming aware, understanding and taking part in politics.
I thought the swing-O-metre was a bit weird last night, the whole thing felt like a game show.
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Get used to it sweetie - that's British politicsI thought the swing-O-metre was a bit weird last night, the whole thing felt like a game show.
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Robert Killroy-Fuckface anyone?lazarus corporation wrote:
it's always good to see a bunch of ignorant racist morons lose
Unfortunately, he didn't lose his deposit (he probably wouldn't care) but he was SO PISSED OFF. Perhaps he realized that he's a total political joke and loads of people think he's a twit. On the other hand, George Galloway got a 15,000 majority and he's a piece of s**t too.