The Smurphs

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It's about time they got their collective arse back on the rock and roll express.

Come on Paddy, pull your finger out.

I’m giving you one week to book a gig (early July at the latest), or I’m calling the police
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1st sunday in october please.

with sid, natch.

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I concur with my noble and learned friends.
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Quiff Boy wrote:1st sunday in october please.

with sid, natch.

;)
I'm liking this.

(as long as 1st sunday isn't the 8th...)
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The first Sunday in October is...

October the first.

It's impossible for the 8th to be the first anything in any month, what with it being a week after the 1st ;)

That made sense when I thought it, but it looks odd. Oh well. Someone fetch me a tinfoil hat please
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markfiend wrote:The first Sunday in October is...

October the first.

It's impossible for the 8th to be the first anything in any month, what with it being a week after the 1st ;)

That made sense when I thought it, but it looks odd. Oh well. Someone fetch me a tinfoil hat please
Ahh, I see my raving Dyscalculia hasn't failed me! :lol:

So yes. First. Good idea.
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Time to flick bits of paper at Mr Fiend again. ;D
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ahh, in that case can we make the smurphs on the 2nd sunday? the 9th?

we have a vague plan to have a HL weekender early in oct :D

friday 7th oct: friday flock @ phono
saturday 8th oct: heartland do @ wherever
sunday 9th oct: smurphs @ bassment, potentially with another band supporting

but its all VERY vague as yet!
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Ha!
markfiend wrote:The first Sunday in October is...

October the first.
Try again, prof. ;D
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Quiff Boy wrote:ahh, in that case can we make the smurphs on the 2nd sunday? the 9th?

we have a vague plan to have a HL weekender early in oct :D

friday 7th oct: friday flock @ phono
saturday 8th oct: heartland do @ wherever
sunday 9th oct: smurphs : bassment, potentially with another band supporting

but its all VERY vague as yet!
"The MacHeartlander'sTM" will most definitely be there! :D
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Big Si wrote:"The MacHeartlander'sTM" will most definitely be there! :D
Try and stay awake this time. :lol:
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Noooo! Not the 8th! nothing is allowed to happen on the 8th :twisted: :evil:
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Nothing at all?

Are we allowed to breath in and out? Or must we desist from that all day as well?
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Francis wrote:Time to flick bits of paper at Mr Fiend again. ;D
You're even blowing them down Bic Biro casings at me...
Francis wrote:Ha!
markfiend wrote:The first Sunday in October is...

October the first.
Try again, prof. ;D
:oops: Oops
The calendar on my phone has S for both Saturday and Sunday. Easy mistake to make. Saturday is October the 1st, Sunday is the 2nd (and 9th as it happens)
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Francis wrote:
Big Si wrote:"The MacHeartlander'sTM" will most definitely be there! :D
Try and stay awake this time. :lol:
I'll have to actually eat something then (and also try to drink less booze!). :lol:
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Big Si wrote:
Francis wrote:
Big Si wrote:"The MacHeartlander'sTM" will most definitely be there! :D
Try and stay awake this time. :lol:
I'll have to actually eat something then (and also try to drink less booze!). :lol:
coz that'll happen :lol:
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NOTE TO SELF: Don't be so bloody stupid to try and keep up with Big Si and Mr Blast this time!!!!

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Maybe you and Richey should ask for two straws next time. :lol:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:NOTE TO SELF: Don't be so bloody stupid to try and keep up with Big Si and Mr Blast this time!!!!

<hic>


Still pi$$ed from the last bloody time 'cause of those two.
Never mind stupid. I couldn't afford to try and keep up with those two :eek: :lol: That plus the fact I'd be fast asleep after half a pint ;D
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Francis wrote:Maybe you and Richey should ask for two straws next time. :lol:

Ohhhhhhh. I am so going to open one of these on you.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:NOTE TO SELF: Don't be so bloody stupid to try and keep up with Big Si and Mr Blast this time!!!!

<hic>


Still pi$$ed from the last bloody time 'cause of those two.
You and MrRicheyJames certainly did your best, but I remember that Mr Blast and I got the majority of the rounds in! :roll:

Hey! I even paid for the Taxi! :eek:
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Big Si wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:NOTE TO SELF: Don't be so bloody stupid to try and keep up with Big Si and Mr Blast this time!!!!

<hic>


Still pi$$ed from the last bloody time 'cause of those two.
You and MrRicheyJames certainly did your best, but I remember that Mr Blast and I got the majority of the rounds in! :roll:

Hey! I even paid for the Taxi! :eek:
Here you go mate

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Ed Rhombus wrote:Nothing at all?

Are we allowed to breath in and out? Or must we desist from that all day as well?
Yes.
You're not allowed to do anything. At all.
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Quiff Boy wrote:ahh, in that case can we make the smurphs on the 2nd sunday? the 9th?

we have a vague plan to have a HL weekender early in oct :D

friday 7th oct: friday flock @ phono
saturday 8th oct: heartland do @ wherever
sunday 9th oct: smurphs @ bassment, potentially with another band supporting

but its all VERY vague as yet!
Now THERE'S a Debaser birthday weekend and a half!!!! :notworthy: :notworthy:
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But...Smurphs on a Sunday - would have to be MUCH closer to Lincoln, if you please ;)
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