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I'm a GRANNY! Fuckin' 'ell. :?

Faye Willow made her debut yesterday at 1200 noon and because she is MY grand-daughter is the Most Beautiful Creature that was ever conceived in the Entire World Ever!!! :)
Rock out with the Granny jokes, I can take it ... (well for about a week, tops)


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Congratulations. I've been a (step)grandad for 5 years now. The little bugger even beats me at junior scrabble these days.
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congrat :cool:

I'll stick to being an uncle for now
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Cool. Congrates :)


(we really have old people on this forum, don't we?)

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I believe her official rank on this board should now be "Ouma" :innocent:
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hallucienate wrote:congrat :cool:

I'll stick to being an uncle for now
ditto! :lol: I'm a definate "Mad auntie". It's in my genes. :lol: Congrats to lucretia! ;D
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Congrats, Lucretia :notworthy:
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hallucienate wrote:I believe her official rank on this board should now be "Ouma" :innocent:
African again, isn't it :lol:

Congrats to grandma! :D
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Congratulations ;D
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hallucienate wrote:I believe her official rank on this board should now be "Ouma" :innocent:

Er, NO.
"Gogo" it is at the moment.
8)

Thanks everyone for your fishes and congrats.
one day at a time
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Ahh! She's beautiful! Congratulations Nana 'Cretia :D
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rian wrote:(we really have old people on this forum, don't we?)
I was thinking the same :P

congrats Lucretia :D

I don't think its a good idea I get kids myself :twisted:
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christophe wrote:
rian wrote:(we really have old people on this forum, don't we?)
I was thinking the same :P

congrats Lucretia :D

I don't think its a good idea I get kids myself :twisted:
You can borrow my 3 kids any day :lol:
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AAAAAwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, she's might purdeeeeeeey

Congrats to all concerned
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we already spoke lucretia but arra best :D
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rian wrote:
christophe wrote: I don't think its a good idea I get kids myself :twisted:
You can borrow my 3 kids any day :lol:
you didn't get my remark I think.
I don't think you or your children would like me to borrowing them :twisted:
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christophe wrote:
rian wrote:
christophe wrote: I don't think its a good idea I get kids myself :twisted:
You can borrow my 3 kids any day :lol:
you didn't get my remark I think.
I don't think you or your children would like me to borrowing them :twisted:
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Congratulations ;D

(thats what we need - more sound people having progeny to keep the world sane.) (Although, I am quite happy that some of the rest of you will take on this responsibility).

Oooh - and excellent name too :D )
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Black Alice wrote:(thats what we need - more sound people having progeny to keep the world sane.)
lucretia, sound??? sane??? :eek:
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James Blast wrote:
Black Alice wrote:(thats what we need - more sound people having progeny to keep the world sane.)
lucretia, sound??? sane??? :eek:
I don't know her personally so couldn't possibly comment. But, having said that, you don't know what I consider sane :D
My husband is calling me "mad as a hatter" as I type (for something completely unrelated) - so, there we go ;D
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that sounds like a healthy level of insanity Alice :D
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James Blast wrote:that sounds like a healthy level of insanity Alice :D
Oh yeah - got bags of that :lol: (I hide my light under a bushel - believe me :twisted: - but not in a nasty scary way :lol:
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Congrats Lucretia. :notworthy: What a gorgeous little mite. :D
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congratulations mate-she's a little darling!
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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