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I had the (mis)fortune to catch a piece on Radio 4 earlier about metal detecting. And you'll never guess who's a dab hand at it. Bill Wyman apparently. Hell, if even he's lost interest in chasing women, what hope is there for the rest of us. And I thought alzheimer's was the worst I could expect.
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I always wanted to go out and detect metal in far away fields.
It's a bit like being a pirate without the risk of falling in the water.
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I CAN'T GET NO... :wink: :roll:
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He was on Time Team once, they excavated the garden of his mansion.
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There's a bit of a love-hate relationship between metal detectorists and real archaeologists. Apparently the detectorists tend to f*ck up the stratigraphy when the dig up their finds, but then again, the archaeologists wouldn't necessarily find the stuff the detectorists do.
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d00mw0lf wrote:I always wanted to go out and detect metal in far away fields.
It's a bit like being a pirate without the risk of falling in the water.
There's got to be a joke about Ben Gunn in there somewhere, but I'm buggered if I can find it.
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boudicca wrote:I CAN'T GET NO... :wink: :roll:
Errrection?
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Delilah wrote:
boudicca wrote:I CAN'T GET NO... :wink: :roll:
Errrection?
You can borrow mine. :twisted:
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Francis wrote:
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boudicca wrote:I CAN'T GET NO... :wink: :roll:
Errrection?
You can borrow mine. :twisted:
it was in regards to Bill Wyman! Thanks to Turbonegro clever lyricists!!! They know what they are talking about ;D
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Delilah wrote:
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Delilah wrote: Errrection?
You can borrow mine. :twisted:
it was in regards to Bill Wyman!
I know. I was just feeling devilish. :wink:
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Ahh, KNEW I'd be able to lower the tone somehow... :wink: ;D :twisted:

*sits back, cracks knuckles*

My work here is done!

(with a little help from Delilah!)
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boudicca wrote:
(with a little help from Delilah!)
you are always welcome!!! :wink: ;D :twisted:
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well i suppose Bills gotta do something with his spare time....seeing as the other guys he used to hang out with have gone off around the world...again!
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