The Heartland Not-So-Festive 50 Albums

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Nope.

I'd forgotten about it to be honest.. :innocent:
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I stick by mine! :twisted:
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James Blast wrote:I stick by mine! :twisted:
Ah, so you've chosen your favourite albums to last until eternity and after ;D
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Obviousman wrote:
James Blast wrote:I stick by mine! :twisted:
Ah, so you've chosen your favourite albums to last until eternity and after ;D
'fraid so Obviousman I will be 47 this summer afterall, lemme know how you feel when you get to that age Image
I am lovin' Bert Plant's new album though :D
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James Blast wrote:
Obviousman wrote:
James Blast wrote:I stick by mine! :twisted:
Ah, so you've chosen your favourite albums to last until eternity and after ;D
'fraid so Obviousman I will be 47 this summer afterall, lemme know how you feel when you get to that age Image
I am lovin' Bert Plant's new album though :D
Oh my god - I'll have to stop drinking - I've only now clicked that you mean robert plant :oops:
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James Blast wrote:
Obviousman wrote:
James Blast wrote:I stick by mine! :twisted:
Ah, so you've chosen your favourite albums to last until eternity and after ;D
'fraid so Obviousman I will be 47 this summer afterall, lemme know how you feel when you get to that age Image
I am lovin' Bert Plant's new album though :D
Awrite :D I will keep you informed, by then we'll all be overage rockers, the older ones even sitting in a wheelchair down in some old people's home saying Oh, put on *fill in any hard rock song* again!, and try to shake the Parkinson trembles along the beat :lol: :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Obviousman wrote: Ah, so you've chosen your favourite albums to last until eternity and after ;D
'fraid so Obviousman I will be 47 this summer afterall, lemme know how you feel when you get to that age Image
I am lovin' Bert Plant's new album though :D
Awrite :D I will keep you informed, by then we'll all be overage rockers, the older ones even sitting in a wheelchair down in some old people's home saying Oh, put on *fill in any hard rock song* again!, and try to shake the Parkinson trembles along the beat :lol: :lol:
Oh what a lovely image :lol:
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Sadly, such are the ages of women and men, it comes to us all.
Handle it and be upfront.
I think its called 'Life and how to live it'.


maybe not...
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James Blast wrote:Sadly, such are the ages of women and men, it comes to us all.
Handle it and be upfront.
I think its called 'Life and how to live it'.


maybe not...
I think that it may be time to start storing up some good non-prescription drugs and spend the last years in another world. Aldous Huxley had the right idea :lol: (Is that right? Was it Huxley who took acid when he was dying? - what a way to go :eek: ).
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Yup, his wife injected him with some of the old lysergic diethylamide as he was croaking. Not a bad way to go, I guess?
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James Blast wrote:Yup, his wife injected him with some of the old lysergic diethylamide as he was croaking. Not a bad way to go, I guess?
Well, lets hope it kicked in before he shuffled off the mortal coil - otherwise, what a waste!

Also - lets hope is was a nice batch :urff:
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I do believe "Bert" Plant is on t'telly next week - on that Jools Holland Plinkety Plonk Show 8)
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Bert was on Radio 2 tonight, in concert, I was on the patio (slap me) finishing off Stuart Maconie's Cider With Roadies and polishing off a damn nice Australian Cab. Sauv. s**t happens :cry:
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James Blast wrote:Bert was on Radio 2 tonight, in concert, I was on the patio (slap me) finishing off Stuart Maconie's Cider With Roadies and polishing off a damn nice Australian Cab. Sauv. s**t happens :cry:
I caught some of it at work, you didnae miss much IMO. Interestingly, the new stuff sounded far better than the Zep stuff he did.

I wasnae really listening that closely mind
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Black Alice wrote:
James Blast wrote:Yup, his wife injected him with some of the old lysergic diethylamide as he was croaking. Not a bad way to go, I guess?
Well, lets hope it kicked in before he shuffled off the mortal coil - otherwise, what a waste!

Also - lets hope is was a nice batch :urff:
The potential for a bad experience here is frightening :? I'm sure dying isn't fun at the best of times, but on a bad one?

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ruffers wrote:
Black Alice wrote:
James Blast wrote:Yup, his wife injected him with some of the old lysergic diethylamide as he was croaking. Not a bad way to go, I guess?
Well, lets hope it kicked in before he shuffled off the mortal coil - otherwise, what a waste!

Also - lets hope is was a nice batch :urff:
The potential for a bad experience here is frightening :? I'm sure dying isn't fun at the best of times, but on a bad one?

Blimey.
Exactly :urff: I've never had a bad one but I can remember some that were quite disturbing and I don't think I would want that to be the last experience!
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i may well be wrong(you know i believe that :innocent: )but i read he'ld lost conciousness before she banged him up.so saying,even once you're technically dead it takes a few minutes before the brain-stem(the last bit to go)dies;so i reckon any affect experienced would probably have been in a dream-state.
seeing as your brain downloads s**t-load of "nice" ,morphine-esque endorphins at the point of death[source-my mate Dean who was 80% decapitated in a car-crash,had his head literally stapled back on,and "died" three times]and Huxley was no stranger to LSD it probably didnt touch the sides...so yeah,a complete waste :lol:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: [source-my mate Dean who was 80% decapitated in a car-crash,had his head literally stapled back on,and "died" three times]
:eek: Wow
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you should his mars-bar,it frightens small children!actually hes got one of the best outlooks on life and dying of anyone i've met.it wasn't his fault either and the p*ss-taking cnuts in the judiciary thought it was worth all of forty grand compo!
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Close date 25th May
Today's date 6th June

Still counting? There can't have been that many votes surely?
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Not been any votes for well over a month.

Winners:

With 5 votes:

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With 3 votes:

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With 2 votes:

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And about 50 other albums that only got one vote, and thus no picture of them will be displayed.
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congrats for me for not voting and still having my favorit on nr 1 - 1 and 3 8)
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mmm

there's only three albums that made it into the post above that i don't have...(Closer, Henry's Dream and Dark Side of the Moon)

and of those that i do have...i wouldn't have voted for them anyways :lol:
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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