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If I see ONE MORE PERSON f**king swanning around in a RAMONES T-SHIRT who has BLATANTLY never heard of the Ramones, music or anything else, I WILL GO INSANE!Image

WTF is it all about? Today I had the pleasure of sitting on a bus next to a man who looked like Gazza in his pie-munching heyday... if he had ever owned any record other than "Ministry Of Sound Ibiza Anthems" OR WHAT-f**king-EVER then I would be shocked, surprised and (possibly) humbled.

But he hadn't. It was a "fashion statement". :roll:

And what statement are you trying to make, precisely, sir? That you're a pillock?

Honestly. You know it's true. The Ramones never had THAT many fans. And I must say I'm not big on them either - I mean I don't dislike them, but... that's not the point.

AC/DC's another one. And Iron Maiden. f**k OFF! We can all see you really listen to Natasha Bedingfield, who are you trying to kid? :lol:

... better out than in....
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Is that the Sisters' new guitarist? :innocent:
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Hielanman's Umbrella! :notworthy: :lol:
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Here have a T-shirt! :twisted:
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boudicca wrote:If I see ONE MORE PERSON f**king swanning around in a RAMONES T-SHIRT who has BLATANTLY never heard of the Ramones, music or anything else, I WILL GO INSANE!
You shoulda gone up to him and shouted "Gabba gabba, we accept you, we accept you, one of us!". If he joins in then he's genuine :lol:

Fine ranting though :notworthy:
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One of my friends girlfriends had one of those Motorhead t-shirts you could get from Topshop and she was quite blatantly not a Motorhead fan. Lemmy what were you thinking of letting Topshop do that?!
I have also noticed Led Zepplin t-shirts in H&M too. I am waiting for the Impaled Nazarene t-shirts to be completely honest....
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howzabout a CoF Jesus Is A Cnut in M&S' new summer range?
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James Blast wrote:howzabout a CoF Jesus Is A Cnut in M&S' new summer range?
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or Marduk's "f**k me Jesus" :lol:
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boudicca wrote:The Ramones never had THAT many fans... AC/DC's another one. And Iron Maiden.
Now, you see, I knew many more early fans of all those bands than of a certain Manchester band we've been discussing recently.
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i got "back in black" and "the number of the beast" for my twelfth b'day...but i've always fcuking hated the ramones-the staus quo of punk rock IMHO.
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Lemmy what were you thinking of letting Topshop do that?!
Er, money? :wink:

...Best/worst was the clothes horse that is Sienna Miller(?) the other month in a Vision Thing T-shirt at some premier. I kid you not. :eek:

Second Prize goes to a teenager in a magazine my girlfriend got who was wearing another "ironic" 80's T-shirt - God's Own Medicine! I've been after one myself for 16 years and couldn't believe some naive spotty chav (who wasn't even born when GOM was released, nevermind ever heard of The Mish) was wearing it.

Will Javine be sporting a Fields Of The Nephilim T-shirt at Eurovision tomorrow..?

(Should I take this rant to the Grumpier Old Men forum..?) :oops:
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I'm waiting to see some "f**k Me And Marry Me Young" ones in BHS. :lol:
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boudicca wrote:I'm waiting to see some "f**k Me And Marry Me Young" ones in BHS. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
not likely is it...

those stupid wankers running around in T-shirts I would wear in proud honour....
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If someone is daft enough to believe that buying a piece of clothing with some dodgy band on it will enable them to look cool and desirable, well, let them. Some of us just wear these things 'cos we:

a) want to shag a member of the band;

b) can't think of anything else to wear;

c) can't find anything else to wear.

Anyway, it just makes them easier to spot. And pin the "darwin was right" sign on their back after they've gone past :twisted:
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Forgot at the time of going to press...

...can I just add t-shirts that say "Rock Chick" or "Heavy Metal" to my list of GRIEVANCES... :evil:

"Ooh, I don't know any heavy metal bands, but the Darkness went to No. 1 just recently and I hear guitars and stuff are all the rage, so..." :roll:
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recently? tis only been 2 years... nearly.
i must get round to listening to justin's solo single. tis on Jo whiley, from wednesday.
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emilystrange wrote:recently? tis only been 2 years... nearly.
i must get round to listening to justin's solo single. tis on Jo whiley, from wednesday.
Gahh I knew someone would say that. :lol:

You get my point though Ems...

(I'm not one of the anti-Darkness league BTW :wink: )
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indeed i do.

(i'm thinking about joining, and i edit the fanzine. gggrr.)
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Gott in Himmel!! :eek:

Wonders will never cease!

Von'll be bringing out a record the day you join the ADL! :wink: :lol:
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Gott in Himmel!! :eek:

Wonders will never cease!

Von'll be bringing out a record the day you join the ADL! :wink: :lol:
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should i anyway then?

(i know it was a shock, but one post was enough, lol)

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What was I doing there?

Oh yeah, trying to go OVERBOMBER, haha! :twisted: :lol:

Not really Bux!

So what's the problem, Ems? Enquiring minds want to know... :innocent:
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it still sounds like "get your hands offa my y-fronts" ems, sorry :oops:
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