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James Blast wrote:it still sounds like "get your hands offa my y-fronts" ems, sorry :oops:
Wouldn't put it past Mr. Hawkins...

..."I'm holding my own"... :roll:
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he mostly doesn't wear pants.. and if he wants to hold his own over here, i'd be intrigued to see that.

the management are pissing me off.
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Now, if I'm not mistaken (and I might be) his girlfriend's their manager, no? :?:

I didn't watch the South Bank show with them on it, honestly....! :innocent: :oops: :lol:
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spot on, my dear. and it was her birthday yesterday.
(i meant the management as a whole. not sure quite who's responsible for my :evil: )
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"...and I swear to you, the thing to do, is to isolate the winner'

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i finally got round to listening to it... :eek: :eek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/listen/

Jo whiley, wednesday, 1 hour 20 mins in.

how the HELL does he sing so high? can't wait for the video to see what he does with the Sparks stare. :eek:
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:roll: :eek:

and then there were three.
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I find it highly amusing seeing the current crop of pre-pupescent kiddies wearing Nirvana 'I hate myself and I want to die' hoodies. Keep wanting to offer them a helping hand...

And scariest of all... at the weekend I spotted an 8 year old wannabe-miserable-angsty-teen girl in heavy black makeup and nu-rocks - wtf are they doing making them in those sizes?! and what was her mum doing letting her buy them?!

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"you're dumped. you're not even a proper goth!"

god, i love coronation street :lol: :notworthy: ;D
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Quiffy wrote:"you're dumped. you're not even a proper goth!"

god, i love coronation street
My parents thought that was hilarious; thankfully, I've brought them round to not think like that.

My Mum has a pair of New Rocks. :wink:
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and Nu-Rocks/New Rocks are?
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James Blast wrote:and Nu-Rocks/New Rocks are?
Bless your Hush Puppies, Blast. :notworthy:
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James Blast wrote:and Nu-Rocks/New Rocks are?
footwear!
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
James Blast wrote:and Nu-Rocks/New Rocks are?
footwear!
...and $$$$$ footwear, at that... :x
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SINsister wrote:
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James Blast wrote:and Nu-Rocks/New Rocks are?
footwear!
...and $$$$$ footwear, at that... :x
Are they those awful platform boots with springs in the heels? Thankfully I haven't seen them for a couple of years but I always wondered why somebody might want to go round looking like Zebedee.
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Andrew S wrote:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote: footwear!
...and $$$$$ footwear, at that... :x
Are they those awful platform boots with springs in the heels? Thankfully I haven't seen them for a couple of years but I always wondered why somebody might want to go round looking like Zebedee.
Yep! But Zebedee was cute! :wink: :von:
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Very popular, very expensive, very prone to falling apart. Only boot you can jury-rig with a soldering iron and some steel wire.
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Also very prone to ripping your feet to shreds :evil:

Well, the red flame boots as shown above did to my feet anyway.
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I got the ones with heels.

After years of swearing I'd never jump on the New Rocks bandwagon... they lured me in with three inches of metallic goodness... :innocent:
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i'm with sinny and andrew s - nu rocks are bloody awful :urff:

i remember when goff footwear used to be thin, pointy and almost dainty. picie-like.

whats with all this clompy s**t? and all that dumb-ass rivet and spring nonsense? novelty footwear? :urff: :roll:

to me it smacks of a backlash against being beaten up and picked on my chavs and townies... get yourself a huge pair of boots so you look hard! :lol: :twisted:

which is a lie, coz you dont. if you're thin you look like a stick with huge feet, and if you aint thin you look like a hulking great beast.

they just aren't flattering.

and every ikkle mansonite s**t hanging around a corn exchange near you wears them.

very exclusive, non? ;)

the devils footwear.

get yersen a nice pair of creepers and you cant go wrong 8) :von: :notworthy:

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Quiff Boy wrote:i'm with sinny and andrew s - nu rocks are bloody awful :urff:

i remember when goff footwear used to be thin, pointy and almost dainty. picie-like.
It still is. It's just no-one makes it that way any more. :| :roll:
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i've been bottling that up for a while.

can you tell?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ;)

and

"no-one makes it that way any more"

www.pennangalan.co.uk ;D
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Actually, I think you're right about New-Rocks. Bloody awful things. What was I thinking?
I plead mitigating circumstances:
  • Youth and inexperience
  • Long and distinguished service
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They are now gathering dust having been unworn for at least a couple of years.
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Quiff Boy wrote: www.pennangalan.co.uk ;D
NO! REALLY!?!? :P

Had a bad experience with that lot. :|
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markfiend wrote:
  • Youth and inexperience
youth me' arse! :o :lol:
markfiend wrote:
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fair play ;) :von:
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