Frankie goes to Hollywood

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Francis
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I can see the light at the end of my sorry little tunnel and it lands much further west than Bradford. I'm gonna order a pastrami on rye at Kojak's local deli and take breakfast at Tiffany's. Sink some Dacharies in Sinatra's windy city and build barns with the Amish. Smoke a pipe on Walton's mountain and chase half-pint through the prairie. Chuck a fillet gumbo on the bayou when the levee breaks. Blow some sax at the mardi gras and huckle a finn on the old man river. Hang with the sioux on the plains and rob me some trains. Ride a tram up to Frisco and paint the town red. Hire a burl and descend the grand canyon. Fly me to the falls and roll a barrel to Texas. Meet Bowie at the Alamo and cruise the strip. Park cars on the hills and make the most of the trip.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Ahh I geddit. You intend to 'get out more'! :P
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Francis wrote:I can see the light at the end of my sorry little tunnel
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I was quite impressed until I hit the floor,.....Isn’t that what friends are for ?
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Ah, how I envy you, Frankie.

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You off to Australia then Francis? :lol:
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Oncoming train.

(You will hang out with goths...)
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that reminds me, time I booked that ticket to Syria
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Scardwel wrote:Ahh I geddit. You intend to 'get out more'! :P
Yes. It's a metaphor at the moment. But wheels have been set in motion.
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Shadow_Smile wrote:
Francis wrote:I can see the light at the end of my sorry little tunnel
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There's not many mines left in Yorkshire these days.
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canon docre wrote:Ah, how I envy you, Frankie.

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I'd invite you along. But I'd only fall in love with you, promise you the earth and then let you down badly.
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DerekR wrote:You off to Australia then Francis? :lol:
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You only got off lightly cos I've met you and you're bigger than me.
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boudicca wrote:(You will hang out with goths...)
Francis wrote:Hang with the sioux
Do keep up.
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James Blast wrote:that reminds me, time I booked that ticket to Syria
Do it man. What's keeping you? Hell, I'll go with you anytime.
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Five out of five. Scholes eat your heart out. Where's Dave ffs? :innocent:
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I'd invite you along. But I'd only fall in love with you, promise you the earth and then let you down badly.
Mind your words, Frankie. I could be up to a gun-crazy hit-and-run rampage on Route 66. :P
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just counted your posts Francis,hope this means you didn't pay your poll tax either :lol: :notworthy:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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