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this was mailed on Dominion;thought it worth bringing over here.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4121&n=2

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"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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:lol:

(By the way you missed a / out of the url: it's http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4121&n=2 )
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Excuse my savage ignorance, but wasn't it one of his mates who bad mouthed The Sisters, not the Onion? ;)
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Is it just me or does that picture look photoshopped?
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If you mean it looks like she's been super-imposed, then no, it's not just you :?
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Is it just me or does that picture look photoshopped?
duh! you'd never get a metalhead and goth that close together in real life. :roll: :roll: :wink:
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:lol:

love it ;D

him:
"That's why I chose the path of metal—living fast and rocking hard. I never in my craziest dreams thought that path would lead me to Dani, but I'm so glad it did."

Added Halloway: "Fuckin' A, she totally rocks."
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her:
"When we met, there was a strong attraction, but so much more is required for lasting love. I never believed one such as Rick could touch my shadowed heart, but touch it he has."

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"Our first date was positively chilling—Rick's soul seemed to be crying out to me," Richardson said. "Still, it brought me much pain to realize that we would have no future together—we were so very different."
beautiful :D :D :lol:
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markfiend wrote::lol:

(By the way you missed a / out of the url: it's http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4121&n=2 )
:innocent: ...just testing :lol:
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do you think I could sell my story too? :lol:
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I get the impression that some Heartlanders are unfamiliar with The Onion (America's Finest News Sourceâ„¢)

Check some of the other stories from the front page...
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markfiend wrote::lol:

(By the way you missed a / out of the url: it's http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4121&n=2 )
sorry,still didnt edit it :oops:

's done now :)
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The Onion *rules*. ;D :von:

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Excellent :lol: :lol: :lol:
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