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unfortunately with such a large fan base as liverpool boast you are bound to get the occasional wanker:like michael howard.and jimmy tarbuck.
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And the hussbag ;)
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markfiend wrote:And the hussbag ;)
Shut it!
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emilystrange wrote:
andymackem wrote:
boudicca wrote:Enuffa the soccer, already! :roll: :P

MEN... :innocent: ;D
It's football, dear. Not that you should be worrying your pretty little head about it.

Where's my dinner, anyway, woman?

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MR MACKEM GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!! all your footy privileges are suspended until after the world cup.
When ordered to one's room by someone so delectable, it's easy to get the wrong idea :wink:

I take it this means I'm not required at work on Monday, though? Sounds good to me!
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The radio told me that up to a million people went out on the streets in Liverpool yesterday to see the Cup. On my calculations, that could mean as many as 10,000 people missed work. And around 990,000 missed Trisha and Countdown. Can the British economy cope?
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MrChris wrote:The radio told me that up to a million people went out on the streets in Liverpool yesterday to see the Cup. On my calculations, that could mean as many as 10,000 people missed work. And around 990,000 missed Trisha and Countdown. Can the British economy cope?
It what the evertonians were up to in the redscousers houses that should cause most alarm.
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markfiend wrote:And the hussbag ;)
thats what i meant-see post prior to mine :wink:
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FFS Dave wrote:
MrChris wrote:The radio told me that up to a million people went out on the streets in Liverpool yesterday to see the Cup. On my calculations, that could mean as many as 10,000 people missed work. And around 990,000 missed Trisha and Countdown. Can the British economy cope?
It what the evertonians were up to in the redscousers houses that should cause most alarm.
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Well done Liverpool :notworthy: I'm just glad West Brom clung on by the skin of their teeth :eek:
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please don't mention that sunday.
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emilystrange wrote:please don't mention that sunday.
Why are you a Norwich fan? I should be a Norwich fan living in Lowestoft but thankfully I'm not.
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Unlucky Jo. You mentioned you were going.

ooops! (in a matey/girl bonding back-slapping non-sexual type way hug).

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black-saturn wrote:
emilystrange wrote:please don't mention that sunday.
Why are you a Norwich fan? I should be a Norwich fan living in Lowestoft but thankfully I'm not.

i'm a norwich fan because i can't afford to go and see spurs much.. carrow road is not far from me.
plus mr S is a norwich fan and a girl should not turn down opportunities of live football viewing.
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I was only joking. Its only football afterall :innocent:
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