Protect your woman!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Finally, a safe and secure way to protect that special girl in yer life!

Sad,really :|

http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmed ... index.html

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WHAT THE FUK!!!!!!!

It doesn't seem to be a 'spoof' I just dare the man who buys these for his woman, to tell me he has......

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They've got to be kidding :evil:


......... have you seen the size of this things :lol:
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The first question that leapt into my diseased and twisted mind was, What if she just takes them off?

Then I realised exactly what that would mean.
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Izzy,

You are a bad, bad man. That's why you'll go far. :von:

I assume they won't be available at your gigs with The Greater Good emblazoned across them ... :innocent:
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$99 Bucks for a BASIC pair! I WISH I had thought of this!
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Andy TG wrote:$99 Bucks for a BASIC pair! I WISH I had thought of this!
Yes, I laughed at first till I read the testimonials where one couple claim they bought several pairs for their teenage daughter. I hope the whole thing's a joke but it honestly doesn't look like one.
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Who's clicking on the 'Order Now!' button ... :innocent:
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timsinister wrote:
Then I realised exactly what that would mean.
She was having a wee?
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You can laugh, but once the US gets bored with biometric passports we'll all need them to go visit Uncle Sam.

But surely it's a spoof: '... the mapping software pantyMap ...'?

'... she started looking like a real woman ....'; '... it would be great to have a video camera ...'.

Though claiming a write-up in Catholic Parent was a nice touch :lol:
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Loki wrote:Izzy,

You are a bad, bad man. That's why you'll go far. :von:

I assume they won't be available at your gigs with The Greater Good emblazoned across them ... :innocent:
They Will be available at FGG gigs, and of course instead of that silly little flower, it will have the FGG logo in front.

I have them custom-made so that

- the F will be a 10.000 volts remote-controlled taser gun,

- the first G will be a full surround dolby 7.1 system to locate her exact position in the room/car/shower/whatever (at second thought, forget the shower. That would be the 'swimsuit edition' with built-in piranha eggs),

- the second G will contain a heavily concentrated dose of female hormones, so that she will start acting really feminine, eg. have a constant urge to wash dishes, vacuum the place and start talking about having children. Unless she turned lesbian this will certainly teach her new-found loverboy :twisted:

Price will be at about 200 Euro. Signed if you want to (with a marker containing highly toxic ink which will shrivel the male anatomy to a mere mescal- tapeworm. Wash-proof.)

Order now.

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*This message contained, amongst other things, complete and utter s**t, in sheer contrast to the original link* :twisted:
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timsinister wrote:The first question that leapt into my diseased and twisted mind was, What if she just takes them off?

Then I realised exactly what that would mean.
Her new BF bought one for her, too? :innocent:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ID cards... I'm telling you folks, it's the thin end of the wedge...

Now I'm off to examine all my pants for microchips... :innocent:
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I wonder how people find these web-sites :lol:
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boudicca wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ID cards... I'm telling you folks, it's the thin end of the wedge...

Now I'm off to examine all my pants for microchips... :innocent:
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They were good at espionage in the old Soviet Union, weren't they :wink:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I wonder how people find these web-sites :lol:
Ask Quiffy... IIRC he's also a proud member of the B3TA newsletter ;D

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andymackem wrote:
boudicca wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ID cards... I'm telling you folks, it's the thin end of the wedge...

Now I'm off to examine all my pants for microchips... :innocent:
TINFOIL HAT TIME!!!
They were good at espionage in the old Soviet Union, weren't they :wink:
*indignant splutter of tea over my keyboard*

YOUR POINT BEING?! :innocent:
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I've just read it a bit more thoroughly and feel reassured that it is indeed a joke afterall. Still, I bet it will have attracted a few people who are genuinely interested in buying such a product though :urff:
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Andrew S wrote:I've just read it a bit more thoroughly...
In the interest of science...

AYE RIGHT YE ARE! :lol: :P :lol:
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I used to know a s**t bag of a guy who would ram his hands down his woman's knickers when ever she came in, and sniff...just to check.
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Debaser wrote:I used to know a s**t bag of a guy who would ram his hands down his woman's knickers when ever she came in, and sniff...just to check.
Thanks for sharing Ness. In a TMI type way. :roll:

Lucky dude though, nowadays It costs me £25 a pop. :eek:

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<<<<< is a giver :innocent:





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Debaser wrote:I used to know a s**t bag of a guy who would ram his hands down his woman's knickers when ever she came in, and sniff...just to check.
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Good lord.
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debaser wrote:<<<<< is a giver :innocent:
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Tears in my eyes. :kiss:
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