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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Sorry guys, just did the Google translation "debaser to english" and then "lincolnshire to english".

The only translation I kept getting was "she's been to a bar-b-que".

Made absolutely no sense at all. :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
andymackem wrote:
boudicca wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ID cards... I'm telling you folks, it's the thin end of the wedge...

Now I'm off to examine all my pants for microchips... :innocent:
TINFOIL HAT TIME!!!
They were good at espionage in the old Soviet Union, weren't they :wink:
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YOUR POINT BEING?! :innocent:
I've not had a point for years, sweetheart. Why do you ask?
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andymackem wrote:I've not had a point for years, sweetheart. Why do you ask?
I'm sorry I'm so irritated at being called "sweetheart" that I can't answer you... :P
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boudicca wrote:
andymackem wrote:I've not had a point for years, sweetheart. Why do you ask?
I'm sorry I'm so irritated at being called "sweetheart" that I can't answer you... :P
Aww, pet lamb :kiss:

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I could start calling you "diddums"....
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And wil it also work like this ? :innocent:

HIT ME HERE

yess,....... that's me !!! :twisted:
I was quite impressed until I hit the floor,.....Isn’t that what friends are for ?
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Loki wrote:Sorry guys, just did the Google translation "debaser to english" and then "lincolnshire to english".

The only translation I kept getting was "she's been to a bar-b-que".

Made absolutely no sense at all. :innocent:
Cheeky scrote - I was perfickly lucid

Your Welcome :lol:
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Debaser wrote:Cheeky scrote - I was perfickly lucid

Your Welcome :lol:
Lincolnshire To English Translation:

"You cheeky bugger, nothing untoward here.

Now p*ss off :lol:"

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Andrew S wrote:
Andy TG wrote:$99 Bucks for a BASIC pair! I WISH I had thought of this!
Yes, I laughed at first till I read the testimonials where one couple claim they bought several pairs for their teenage daughter. I hope the whole thing's a joke but it honestly doesn't look like one.
It's definitely a spoof.
A GPS tracker plus 'transmitting device' (that would be bluetooth then?) scaled down to a size that it could be secretely hidden in panties? Forget it.
Besides technical aspects: take a look at the images on the order page. The flowers are clearly photoshopped.
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Dvorak wrote:
Andrew S wrote:
Andy TG wrote:$99 Bucks for a BASIC pair! I WISH I had thought of this!
Yes, I laughed at first till I read the testimonials where one couple claim they bought several pairs for their teenage daughter. I hope the whole thing's a joke but it honestly doesn't look like one.
It's definitely a spoof.
A GPS tracker plus 'transmitting device' (that would be bluetooth then?) scaled down to a size that it could be secretely hidden in panties? Forget it.
Besides technical aspects: take a look at the images on the order page. The flowers are clearly photoshopped.
alternatively you can just look at the main domain - http://www.contagiousmedia.org/ - rather than the sub-domain
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