top 5 toughest musicians

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Burn wrote:The Reid brothers :notworthy: :notworthy:

JAMC or The Proclaimers? :)
now you mention it...Both :notworthy: you gotta have balls to be a Hibs supporter :wink:
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Anyone who plays the Lute.
You have to be, really.
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Ms. Wendy O'Williams (The Plasmatics) puts the "wild" boys at their place. :lol:

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28.5. 1949 Wendy Orlean Williams born, Rochester NY.
1978 The Plasmastics formed, New York City.
1979 Stars in a porno film, Candy Goes to Hollywood!. The ping-pong ball scene is sensational, really showing off Wendy's muscular control over her no-no place.
Apr 1981 Acquitted of obscenity (for performing wearing only shaving cream.)
Nov 1981 Beat a photographer, sentenced to one year probation.
1982 Covered Tammy Wynette's Stand By Your Man with Lemmy from Motorehead.
1985 Nominated for a Grammy, Best Female Rock Vocal.
22 Aug 1986 Film, Reform School Girls.
18 Jan 1991 Arrested for onstage obscenity, Milwaukee WI.
6 Apr 1998 Shoots herself in the head outside in the woods of her home, Storrs CT.
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couldn't agree more! :notworthy:
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1:Lemmy

2:Iggy Pop

3:Alen Vega

4:Nick Cave (he looks like he can do some damage if he has to)

5:Andrew Eldritch - Does he still carry the steel bar with him, or was that something he made up? :roll:
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Black Shuck wrote:GG Allin? Lemmy?
pah!

This bloke could eat 'em for breakfast...
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For the very ignorant among you lesser mortals, his name is Thor, he is Switzerland's premier rock n roll God, and he likes to bend iron bars. for fun. on stage.

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I'd count myself to the totally ignorant and I think that even is a blessing sometimes, but I would like to point out that this man has nothing, repeat: NOTHING to do with my harmless little country behind the seven mountains. He's Canadian! :urff: ;D

Our rock god is Kuno Lauener and he isn't tough at all. :kiss:
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Yeah but this man looks hard...........

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But lost a fight to him..............

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hey! dont knock the elliot! sheff united's 2nd coolest fan ;D

3rd if you count paul heaton :lol:
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Well he's obviously harder than Mr Danzig. He just doesn't look it really. And If I made myself look like a bulldog, I'd be very embarrassed that I lost a fight to someone with a backcombed mullet!
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the problem with "beefing oneself up" like mr danzig is that it means your bulk and the taightness of the muscles prevent you moving quite as quickly (or even as much!) as someone more lithe.

being built like a whippet means you can avoid the blows while still getting a few cheeky digs in yourself ;)
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Anyone who thinks Rollins is not hard needs catching, isolating, and studying in a lab.
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Did you just get a message up about Danzig?
There I was typing away about the converstaions I used to have with my mate Matt about about whether Danzig or Rollins would win in a fight, but I deleted it at exactly the time as you were posting about Danzig... spooky.
For the record, I reckoned Rollins, he recokoned Danzig.
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I could have Glen mate. And I don't mean that in a bedroom way either.
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He (my mate Matt, not Danzig) was under the impression that he (Danzig, not Matt) was some form of demonic entitiy, able to utilise devilish powers eg an irresistable fire attack. I countered with Rollins's impenetrable Zen-fascist force-wall. As we then skinned up again, that's about as far as we ever got. Every night for about a month.
Then we went on to Ice-T v Ice Cube. (Ice-T for me every time). Then we moved on to Butthole Surfers v Body Count.
It was quite a slow three months as I recall.
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Rollins: Conventional tough guy image don't sit too good with his advocating same sex marriages.

That's not to say it's not a worthy cause, it's just that it's not a normal cause for tough guys to support.
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Red Orc wrote:He (my mate Matt, not Danzig) was under the impression that he (Danzig, not Matt) was some form of demonic entitiy, able to utilise devilish powers eg an irresistable fire attack. I countered with Rollins's impenetrable Zen-fascist force-wall. As we then skinned up again, that's about as far as we ever got. Every night for about a month.
Then we went on to Ice-T v Ice Cube. (Ice-T for me every time). Then we moved on to Butthole Surfers v Body Count.
It was quite a slow three months as I recall.
Is he (Matt, Not Danzig) about fourteen?
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Don't see it as a "conventional tough guy image" myself. Surely that would include getting really pissed and bashing random strangers in Chinese take-aways, and wouldn't include reading Neitzsche (I don't seem to have a spellcheck for some reason and my German is pretty rubbish, so feel free to correct the spelling)?

Or do I have a warped idea of what a "conventional tough guy is"?
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Manowar.

They have axes.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote: Is he (Matt, Not Danzig) about fourteen?
No, we were just very bored. And stoned. And we had an idea for doing a comic based on lots of musicians with superpowers fighting each other.

Then we remembered that 2000AD had done it in "Zenith" in the '80s.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote: Is he (Matt, Not Danzig) about fourteen?
No, we were just very bored. And stoned. And we had an idea for doing a comic based on lots of musicians with superpowers fighting each other.

Then we remembered that 2000AD had done it in "Zenith" in the '80s.

You sure?
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markfiend wrote:Manowar.

They have axes.
:lol:

GWAR!

They got bloody on em. Prolly from a fight.
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markfiend wrote:Manowar.

They have axes.
But from the knees down they look like Wombles.
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Red Orc wrote:
markfiend wrote:Manowar.

They have axes.
But from the knees down they look like Wombles.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
Red Orc wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote: Is he (Matt, Not Danzig) about fourteen?
No, we were just very bored. And stoned. And we had an idea for doing a comic based on lots of musicians with superpowers fighting each other.

Then we remembered that 2000AD had done it in "Zenith" in the '80s.

You sure?
Which bit?
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