TOASTER

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Does anyone want a brand new two slice shiny toaster?


Ordered it ages ago, it arrived after I'd given up and actually went to the shop and bought one. Six months later they still haven't collected it, so it's free to anyone who wants it.

It's not got it's box or instructions, but if you don't know how to make toast, you're just as dumb as Hall here!

Oh. Does anyone want to tall CD rack too? From Ikea <yawn>. I don't want it!!


They'll both go in the bin otherwise and I can't be arsed with evilbay.
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I know how to make toast.
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WOW
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you packing dear? ;D
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You Mystic Meg or something?
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:You Mystic Meg or something?
You have both the decor and the wardrobe
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Ed Rhombus wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:You Mystic Meg or something?
You have both the decor and the wardrobe
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: ;D
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Ed Rhombus wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:You Mystic Meg or something?
You have both the decor and the wardrobe
Shut it thrap stain.
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has it been house trained, i wouldn't want a stray
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Has what been house trained you mad man?
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paint it black wrote:has it been house trained, i wouldn't want a stray
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Has what been house trained you mad man?
click the smileys in the post above ;)
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Oh. Ahahahahahahahhahahahahaha :roll:


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Mrs RicheyJames wrote: Ordered it ages ago, it arrived after I'd given up and actually went to the shop and bought one. Six months later they still haven't collected it, so it's free to anyone who wants it.
:urff:

now I don't know you verry good, but.... why order a toaster online.
are you to ugly to go outside or has Mr RicheyJames chained you to bed/kitchen sink (if so, congrats to you mr R.J. :wink: )
I only use the net to order stuff I can't find elswere.
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christophe wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote: Ordered it ages ago, it arrived after I'd given up and actually went to the shop and bought one. Six months later they still haven't collected it, so it's free to anyone who wants it.
:urff:

now I don't know you verry good, but.... why order a toaster online.
are you to ugly to go outside or has Mr RicheyJames chained you to bed/kitchen sink (if so, congrats to you mr R.J. :wink: )
I only use the net to order stuff I can't find elswere.
You bloody cheeky sod.

No dear, I just hate shopping. I'd rather shop in the comfort of my own chair than have to wander round town.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote: You bloody cheeky sod.

No dear, I just hate shopping. I'd rather shop in the comfort of my own chair than have to wander round town.
so I was right? :innocent:
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Thin ice there christophe ;)
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markfiend wrote:Thin ice there christophe ;)
ah, whats the chance I would ever run into her in real life? :wink:

she isn't comming to any of the summer gigs is she? :eek: :|
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I wasn't. I bloody well am now you ring sting.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:ring sting.
???
I'm afraid to ask ... :lol: :lol:
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i second that. christophe, have you learnt nothing on this forum?
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:They'll both go in the bin otherwise and I can't be arsed with evilbay.
What about a charity shop? Failing that, how about leaving them on somebody's doorstep, ringing the bell and running away :lol:
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Andrew S wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:They'll both go in the bin otherwise and I can't be arsed with evilbay.
What about a charity shop? Failing that, how about leaving them on somebody's doorstep, ringing the bell and running away :lol:
my friend once ditched a huge, old stove, loaded it up on the back of a truck, drove it to our old school and left it in front of the entrance :lol: :lol:
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emilystrange wrote:i second that. christophe, have you learnt nothing on this forum?
I have !
I only tend to forget the danger when dealing some of the members :wink:

pleas forgive me
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