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Ocean Moves
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boudicca wrote:My heartlanders...

I am seriously f**king IN NEED OF ENTERTAINMENT.

How would you suggest I entertain myself? All suggestions welcome.

Try and keep it clean, eh? :innocent:
Move to a country with a climate and environment that encourages
people to spend their recreational time doing something other
than sitting indoors, binge drinking and looking at rain

Non-clean answer : you already know what that is..
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Get a cook book and make chocolate chip cookies of course :eek:
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Neopets.
you'll never have any spare time ever again.
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start a fanzine.
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Neopets, I havn't seen one of those for ages. You've got me thinking now 8)
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emilystrange wrote:start a fanzine.
Been there, done that.

Me and my friend... when I was a 14-year old glam punk...

WHO REMEMBERS THE MANICS... :innocent: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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how do Glam-Punk and The Manic Street Preachers fit into the same post? :innocent: :innocent:

a wee tip for the terminally bored...

go to Amsterdam :notworthy: :notworthy: :wink:
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I went to see the Manics about 2 months ago and they were quite good actually. Nothing ever changes with their gigs though. Once you've seen one you've seen them all. Still I suppose you know what your going to get.
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one of teh other editors is still a huge manics fan. literally, she's due in 6 weeks.
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Should've come to Leeds, B. We had a rather smashing picnic in the park, and I got...smashed.

Hope you managed to get something done. Although I feel a little insulted that Heartland alone cannot supply you with sufficient distraction. It certainly stops me from actually achieving anything at work!
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Burn wrote:how do Glam-Punk and The Manic Street Preachers fit into the same post? :innocent: :innocent:
I'm talking about the Richey James days (no, not OUR Richey James, the guy he nicked his name from... :innocent: )

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The days when they released songs called things like "New Art Riot" and "Motorcycle Emptiness" 8) ... rather than whingeing dirges about having lost your mojo... :roll:
Burn wrote: a wee tip for the terminally bored...

go to Amsterdam :notworthy: :notworthy: :wink:
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Old but quality !!!

HIT ME !!!

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I was quite impressed until I hit the floor,.....Isn’t that what friends are for ?
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timsinister wrote:picnic in the park
Hyde Park/ Woodhouse Moor? I've driven past ther about ten times this weekend. Nearly drove into the back of someone due to staring at red sofas on Saturday. :eek:
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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boudicca wrote:
Loki wrote:I was thinking where I might find a bed for the night. :)

And you missed the 'Faster Pussycat ...' from your red comments :von:

Kids today, eh? :innocent:
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:lol: :innocent:

You can see Tony James if you look hard enough...
Don't you just love the 80s?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Francis wrote:
timsinister wrote:picnic in the park
Hyde Park/ Woodhouse Moor?
That's the one. Huge, verdant, full of people looking confusedly at a large collection of well-oiled Goffs setting fire to themselves.
Francis wrote: I've driven past ther about ten times this weekend. Nearly drove into the back of someone due to staring at red sofas on Saturday. :eek:
You were staring, or they? If it was you, I had no idea you'd become so domesticated...
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boudicca wrote:
Burn wrote:how do Glam-Punk and The Manic Street Preachers fit into the same post? :innocent: :innocent:
I'm talking about the Richey James days (no, not OUR Richey James, the guy he nicked his name from... :innocent: )

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The days when they released songs called things like "New Art Riot" and "Motorcycle Emptiness" 8) ... rather than whingeing dirges about having lost your mojo... :roll:
Burn wrote: a wee tip for the terminally bored...

go to Amsterdam :notworthy: :notworthy: :wink:
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Ok...i still do not get the Glam-Punk thingy with MSP...and i should know...seen the old R J days live in the Barrowlands...they were just Welsh to me OK! (sorry...that's supposed to be a kinda nice thing to say...Like Simple Minds are just Scottish)...( :wink: :innocent: :roll: )...

Glam-Punk would have a more acurate description with the words

Hanoi Rocks
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or at least it did back in '84 :roll:

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faster pussycat? god i used to love dancing to "bathroom wall" at the banshee :lol: ;D

and hanoi? oh yes! kill city kills, up around the bend, etc etc :notworthy: 8)
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Quiff Boy wrote:faster pussycat? god i used to love dancing to "bathroom wall" at the banshee :lol: ;D

and hanoi? oh yes! kill city kills, up around the bend, etc etc :notworthy: 8)
:?: :?: Dancing :?: :?:

:lol:

i don't seem to remember dancing so much as falling over myself :innocent: :urff:
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Ocean Moves wrote:Move to a country with a climate and environment that encourages
people to spend their recreational time doing something other
than sitting indoors, binge drinking and looking at rain.
That would be sitting outdoors binge drinking and getting skin cancer, then? :P
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andymackem wrote:
Ocean Moves wrote:Move to a country with a climate and environment that encourages
people to spend their recreational time doing something other
than sitting indoors, binge drinking and looking at rain.
That would be sitting outdoors binge drinking and getting skin cancer, then? :P
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andymackem wrote:
Ocean Moves wrote:Move to a country with a climate and environment that encourages
people to spend their recreational time doing something other
than sitting indoors, binge drinking and looking at rain.
That would be sitting outdoors binge drinking and getting skin cancer, then? :P
Quite. :lol:
I'm sure you're absolutely right, I am more at risk, but thats something
I can live with for what I consider to be a better climate and a better
lifestyle. I used to think such things were superficial, but the older I
get I find myself discovering that climate makes a difference to the
way people behave, live, and feel. Thats just me anyway. I miss old
blighty, to tell you the truth, but I'm happy where I am.
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Burn wrote:
Hanoi Rocks
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surely these 5 Finnish guys can give you something to live for?...
MICHAEL MONROE can give me anything he likes!Image :twisted: :oops: :kiss:

Which brings us back to the title of the thread...
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Ick. That wasn't necessary, was it?
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I'm talking about nonstop rock'n'roll of course, Tim... :innocent:
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Again with the pretend-innocence, Mistresss? I think not... :twisted:
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Nowt innocent about the old R'n'R.

It can encompass whatever debauched behaviour you like. :von: :wink:

You surely know this better than most... :innocent:
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