Quiff in Make Poverty History SCANDAL!

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I know this is a few days old but I'm surprised no-one mentioned it.

It has "emerged" that those dinky and not-at-all-annoying "Make Poverty History" wristbands have been made in sweatshops. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Whoops.

I can't believe our Quiffles is continuing to sponsor such blatant capitalist conscience-appeasing horribleness. :innocent:

Tsk tsk.

http://news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=588782005

Now I'm for it.
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how embarrassing.. *snort*
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You know, we never asked where the Heartland tees came from either...
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tsk tsk tsk

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hey! that white stripe at the top of the page was made from 100% organically grown pixels, ethically farmed by well-paid farm workers in devon.




oh dear. someone didnt do their research did they? :urff:
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timsinister wrote:You know, we never asked where the Heartland tees came from either...
The PG Tips chimpanzees were forced to make them, working 24 hours a day in a cramped airless hovel, NO DOUBT... :innocent: ;D
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boudicca wrote:
timsinister wrote:You know, we never asked where the Heartland tees came from either...
The PG Tips chimpanzees were forced to make them, working 24 hours a day in a cramped airless hovel, NO DOUBT... :innocent: ;D
...in edinburgh.
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He admits it!
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boudicca wrote:He admits it!
i bought them in good faith from these people:

http://www.caledonianclothing.co.uk/

i cant help it if they sub-contract out to pg-tips chimp-employing sweatshops can i?

:lol:
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Here is an exclusive picture of the workers taking a well-earned rest from the Buxcorp-sponsored tyranny... :innocent:

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:cry: Anyone who had a heart...

(I can see the sign that says "thin ice")
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Muffy the Daggit had a chimp inside.

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Bet Quiff put him there.
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boudicca wrote:Bet Quiff put him there.
Nope, it was the guy from the 118 118 ads.
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boudicca wrote:Bet Quiff put him there.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nah, i'd have put a small child in there. probably one with some kind of palsey too.
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Man after my own heart.

It'll teach 'im to appreciate being able to breathe... :twisted:

@smiscandlon... how do I get that image off my computer now...!? :eek: :urff: :lol:
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boudicca wrote:how do I get that image off my computer now...!? :eek: :urff: :lol:
Getting it off your computer is easy. As for getting it out of your brain ... for that you may have to turn to the evils of alcohol.
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That bloody show. Grr. I wanted to blow that bloody machine away with a shotgun.

And I was only eleven, too.
smiscandlon wrote:you may have to turn to the evils of alcohol.
E-what?!
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