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POT TO KETTLE, COME IN KETTLE!

My respectable nature is above reproach, thankyousoverymuch.
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timsinister wrote:POT TO KETTLE, COME IN KETTLE!

My respectable nature is above reproach, thankyousoverymuch.
You really have been indulging in some hard living if you think I'm a kettle... :P
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It's from that timeless phrase, "Pot calling a kettle black." Means you can hardly judge me...

Don't they teach you anything but swearin', drinkin', and haidbuttin' in the Badlands?
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timsinister wrote:Don't they teach you anything but swearin', drinkin', and haidbuttin' in the Badlands?
Stabbin'

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timsinister wrote:It's from that timeless phrase, "Pot calling a kettle black." Means you can hardly judge me...
Oh thank you Timothy.... :roll:
You learn something new every day... :P

Don't they teach you anything but swearin', drinkin', and haidbuttin' in the Badlands?[/quote]

More than I get taught in Heartland...

(pot kettle indeed you must think I'm an eejit or something...) :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
timsinister wrote:It's from that timeless phrase, "Pot calling a kettle black." Means you can hardly judge me...
Oh thank you Timothy.... :roll:
You learn something new every day... :P
Ouch, she's bringing out the big guns...
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timsinister wrote:Don't they teach you anything but swearin', drinkin', and haidbuttin' in the Badlands?
More than I get taught in Heartland...
Really? I learned that all females are possessed of alcohol-fuelled violent cynicism. Care to comment?
boudicca wrote: (pot kettle indeed you must think I'm an eejit or something...) :innocent:
The prosecution does not wish to comment. :lol:
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Really? I learned that all females are possessed of alcohol-fuelled violent cynicism. Care to comment?
We certainly are. :lol:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:
Really? I learned that all females are possessed of alcohol-fuelled violent cynicism. Care to comment?
We certainly are. :lol:
Yep - working on the "alcohol fuelled" at the minute - so expect the "violent cynicism" (well......unless I fall asleep first of course, which is more likely at my age :lol: )
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