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scotty
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is anyone able to to enter the F.O.T.N 'watchman'page,
tried and tried but still cant,still new to this 'machine of
the devil' that keeps me awake till 3 in the morning :oops:
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No joy.

Presumably this is the same Watchman who states that "the new album from The Nephilim is set to be unleashed on the world in early 2005".

I'm getting a feeling of deja-vu. :von:
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Must be,early 2005's been and gone now,password
took ages to come through but still can't see anything in the watchman area,shame as rest of site looks quite good. :cry:
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Latest gossip from Rumoursville is: single due out this summer, album in the fall/autumn.

However, this particular little titbit stems from someone very optimistic at PSV, so you might want to take it with a pinch of salt.
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i think microsofts service pack 2 changed something so the watchman section cant be accessed. they still havent fixed it yet!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

what a crock of sh*t :roll:

i love their site. the text is so small its unreadable, it doesnt work in any browser in the known universe, and its about as current as the sisters site :lol:

anyone ever viewed the source? they use some lame html encryption javascript wotnot. as if anyone would actually want to steal their code - its dreadful!!

dear oh dear.
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you cant even cut & paste their url as they have some javascript that replaces the clipboard with a ' ' space character :roll:

what are they so paranoid about?

sad b*stards.

lessons in how NOT to build a user-friendly website.... :roll:
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and to cap it all off, after completing the most convoluted registration process in the world, i get an email with the subject:

Watchman Members: Singup Complete

sing up? SING UP? pathetic ;) :lol:
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Slow day at work QB? :wink:
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Nazareth wrote:i think microsofts service pack 2 changed something so the watchman section cant be accessed. they still havent fixed it yet!
not just sp2 though.

i'm looking on win2k sp4 with ie6 and it still doesnt like the redirect included in the activation email :roll:

however, if you go to http://www.fields-of-the-nephilim.com/watchman_members/

and enter your username and password in the box, that seems to let you in.

nice :roll:
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hallucienate wrote:Slow day at work QB? :wink:
yup.

got my "web tester" head on ;)
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@QB: you should have got those dodgy bookies to pay for you to go to @media2005. it was great fun.
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sorry i ever asked about nephs! :oops: i will endevor never to do so after today,promise! :D
tried your suggestion QB but failed miserably,ta though. :notworthy:
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