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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4086724.stm

doh! :lol:

nice try though :D
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Nice sentiment though, got to give him that :lol:
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news.bbc.co.uk wrote:A resident of South Jakarta suggested that an email address for the president would be more efficient.
sarky git ;)
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Has he never been to a townie nightclub?

You don't give out your _own_ number here, do you? :roll:

Schoolboy error.
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:lol: indeed.

My mobile number is 999.

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That's all very interesting but what I want to know is...

Does he have Crazy Frog as his ringtone? ;D :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:That's all very interesting but what I want to know is...

Does he have Crazy Frog as his ringtone? ;D :innocent:
Looks for a French chef to prepare an amphibian delicacy .... :evil:
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markfiend wrote::lol: indeed.

My mobile number is 999.

Dancing Meerkats; the seventh emergency service.
Out of interest, what are the origins of this 'ere meerkat? I've seen him somewhere before but never knew how he got there :|
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It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Genesis was, I don't know if you remember an advert that had a bunch of meerkats, one of them said in a Midlands accent, "have you ever seen me dancing, I mean really dancing?" and I thought it would be funny to have a meerkat dancing to The Sisters...
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What about our own El Presidente? What would you leave on his voicemail?

Incidentally, that mass of nuclear-powered oestrogen could try and restrain their comments to slightly less than XXX detail...please?
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markfiend wrote:It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Genesis was, I don't know if you remember an advert that had a bunch of meerkats, one of them said in a Midlands accent, "have you ever seen me dancing, I mean really dancing?" and I thought it would be funny to have a meerkat dancing to The Sisters...
So you made it?

Having just taken a quick look back through the place where I'd seen it before, I have just realised who you are. Not that I ever posted on the K! Goth board much, but I remember some of your posts.

Weird. Tis a small world :lol:
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Dear me Mark, but your grubby past is coming to light. Motz, did you go on special courses to learn how to provoke this much?
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;D

Don't mention the G-word :lol:
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Don't worry mate.

I have a much darker past at K! :oops:

It's more than my dignity's worth to provoke anyone else into unearthing it. But if I remember rightly, you didn't frequent Rants+Raves much in my time, so you won't remember this annoying twit ;)
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Nahh R+R just pi$$ed me off :lol:

I still go on the G-word bit from time to time. Some old mates hang around on there.
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Rants & Raves pissed you off :?: :?: :eek:

As if you don't do enough of that here :wink:
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andymackem wrote:Rants & Raves pissed you off :?: :?: :eek:

As if you don't do enough of that here :wink:
POT KETTLE BLACK CALLING!

Rearrange these words.... :P
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But I wasn't lined up for chapter one of your manifesto thingie the other day.

I'm merely an apprentice, playing at the feet of my masters.
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markfiend wrote:Nahh R+R just pi$$ed me off :lol:

I still go on the G-word bit from time to time. Some old mates hang around on there.
In a Parallel Universe:

Motz pi$$ed R+R off.

No wait, that was just when I was about 12 ;)
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andymackem wrote:Rants & Raves pissed you off :?: :?: :eek:

As if you don't do enough of that here :wink:
Fair point m'man ;D

But it was a misnomer for "Whinges and whines" from what I remember... :innocent:
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You remember correctly. But enough of this!

*throws K! on the fire*

So what were we talking about? :innocent:
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Some geezer with a phone in Indonesia?
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Now that's something you don't see every day :lol:
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I don't see many things in Indonesia any day of the week.
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boudicca wrote:
andymackem wrote:Rants & Raves pissed you off :?: :?: :eek:

As if you don't do enough of that here :wink:
POT KETTLE BLACK CALLING!

Rearrange these words.... :P
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