...the Goombay Dance Band are more popular than the Beatles
Cliff Richard is a recovering heroin addict
St Winifred's Girls' Choir are voted top Goth act of all time..
you get the idea...
In a Parallel Universe...
- steamhammerdave
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What are we gonna do now then?
Eat the phone book...
Eat the phone book...
sounds like a mush better puniverse than the one we currently inhabit!steamhammerdave wrote:...the Goombay Dance Band are more popular than the Beatles
Cliff Richard is a recovering heroin addict
St Winifred's Girls' Choir are voted top Goth act of all time..
you get the idea...
Is this the place I used to know as Fatherland?
- markfiend
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In a parallel universe...
The Sisters Of Mercy have consistently released records since 1993
The Sisters Of Mercy have consistently released records since 1993
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
- timsinister
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...I got a haircut, a job, a wife, two point four kids and a Citroen Xsara. And better spelling.
Anyone know how to cross dimensions? I need to stick a knife in that guy.
Anyone know how to cross dimensions? I need to stick a knife in that guy.
Absence makes...?markfiend wrote:The Sisters Of Mercy have consistently released records since 1993
- steamhammerdave
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It's tits 'n' bums all the way in your soaraway Guardian
What are we gonna do now then?
Eat the phone book...
Eat the phone book...
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steamhammerdave wrote:It's tits 'n' bums all the way in your soaraway Guardian
@Tim... I think I'll join you in the brutal murder of your alter-ego...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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I wonder what would have happened if the Tunguska event had happened over a well-populated city rather than over Siberia...
Wiki wrote:Had the object responsible for the explosion hit the Earth a few hours later it would have exploded over Europe – most probably Scandinavia – instead of the sparsely-populated Tunguska region, possibly resulting in massive loss of human life.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
- andymackem
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Good link, Mark.
Nowhere near my route through Siberia, but good link all the same.
The Russian website devoted to it really isn't very good, though.
Nowhere near my route through Siberia, but good link all the same.
The Russian website devoted to it really isn't very good, though.
Names are just a souvenir ...
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- timsinister
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I suspect the Russians know slightly more than they're letting on </conspiracy theory>
I read somewhere that a bunch of rocket scientists calculated the object's* trajectory and, had it come off course by a few hundred meters in the upper atmosphere, it would have smashed straight into St. Petersburg.
* - They're not pulling any punches, are they?
I read somewhere that a bunch of rocket scientists calculated the object's* trajectory and, had it come off course by a few hundred meters in the upper atmosphere, it would have smashed straight into St. Petersburg.
* - They're not pulling any punches, are they?
- timsinister
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I thought you might; but have you considered what the Anti-Boudicca must be like in his reality?boudicca wrote: @Tim... I think I'll join you in the brutal murder of your alter-ego...
- markfiend
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I have the skills of Wiki-fu.andymackem wrote:Good link, Mark.
Closely related to Google-fu if anyone wondered.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
- andymackem
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I'd doubt that very much. But it's a testament to the efforts of years of official secrecy that people still believe ittimsinister wrote:I suspect the Russians know slightly more than they're letting on </conspiracy theory>
And if my Auntie had balls, she'd be my uncle. You can prove anything with 'if'.I read somewhere that a bunch of rocket scientists calculated the object's* trajectory and, had it come off course by a few hundred meters in the upper atmosphere, it would have smashed straight into St. Petersburg.
* - They're not pulling any punches, are they?
Unless you're suggesting that they shot it down over Siberia instead?
Names are just a souvenir ...
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- markfiend
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It was a f**king meteor. Read the wiki. Conspiracy theories aren't deserving the name theory. Only proper scientific stuff should be called theories:
The Theory of Relativity.
The germ Theory of disease.
The Theory of Gravity.
The Theory of Evolution.
Theory does not mean "rabid wild speculation" or "guess"
</rant>
The Theory of Relativity.
The germ Theory of disease.
The Theory of Gravity.
The Theory of Evolution.
Theory does not mean "rabid wild speculation" or "guess"
</rant>
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
- markfiend
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IndeedMotz wrote:Shouldn't they strictly be called "conspiracy hypotheses"?
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
- boudicca
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The Anti-Boudicca is a cross between Vicky Pollard and the "mum" in any advert for supermarkets or household cleaning fluid.timsinister wrote:I thought you might; but have you considered what the Anti-Boudicca must be like in his reality?boudicca wrote: @Tim... I think I'll join you in the brutal murder of your alter-ego...
You can inflict any horrific injury on her that you please, with my blessing.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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not su pollard?
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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If I ever meet the Anti-Dark, I will personally stab the chav to within in an inch of his life. Then kick him in the ribs mercilessly until either they break or my foot does.
Or alternatively I can find the Anti-Heartland and bomb it because of the chatspeak.
Or alternatively I can find the Anti-Heartland and bomb it because of the chatspeak.
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I'm already in the parallel universe - I'm only here on vacation
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
boudicca looks like 'trish'from 'take the high road'
in my 'highlands' universe!
in my 'highlands' universe!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
- emilystrange
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do you think i'll be able to do probability in this other place?
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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I reckon there's a 1 in 5 chance of that.emilystrange wrote:do you think i'll be able to do probability in this other place?