Men Who Drink Diet Soda

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There's just something wrong with it.
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CorpPunk wrote:There's just something wrong with it.
Especially when they drink it at McDonalds

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I don't find it any different to a lady doing the same.

Cadaverously cheekboned, amphetamine-arsed gentlemen are too hard to find these days IMHO. :innocent: :von: ;D
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rian wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:There's just something wrong with it.
Especially when they drink it at McDonalds

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Yep--these are men who are as comfortable with their obesity as they are with their sexuality. More power to 'em. ;D
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half diet/half regular.
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boudicca wrote:Cadaverously cheekboned, amphetamine-arsed gentlemen are too hard to find these days IMHO. :innocent: :von: ;D
But the majority of men and women I see drinking diet are obese. Is it just wishful thinking? Obviously it can't be a preference of the senses, as the stuff tastes like ass. Or so I'm told.
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I always drink diet coke -you got a problem with that then? :evil: :wink:

2 reasons -

a) I don't want to turn into a fatso
b) It tastes better and doesn't coat my teeth with what feels like a centimetre thick coating of goo.
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Is there any correlation between the title of this thread and women who make 800 word opening posts? Is the connection 'only in Amerika'?

Curious with a death-wish. :roll:
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Johnny M wrote:Is there any correlation between the title of this thread and women who make 800 word opening posts? Is the connection 'only in Amerika'?

Curious with a death-wish. :roll:
Watch it, Johnny--I have no problem knocking your zimmerframe right out from under you. :lol:

And no, the only men I've known who drank diet Coke/Pepsi compulsively were English. It is a universal plight of the human condition.

On the other hand, being able to start a thread with an 800-word post is not universal so much as a rare talent that I intend to continue to inflict on this board.
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CorpPunk wrote: Watch it, Johnny--I have no problem knocking your zimmerframe right out from under you. :lol:
:lol: :lol: It's a time like this that I remember how much fun Jim was.
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CorpPunk wrote:There's just something wrong with it
Actually, on reflection you could have a point :roll:
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Johnny M wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:There's just something wrong with it
Actually, on reflection you could have a point :roll:
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ruffers wrote: b) It tastes better and doesn't coat my teeth with what feels like a centimetre thick coating of goo.
Yep. Don't like my teeth feeling sticky. :|
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d00mw0lf wrote:
ruffers wrote: b) It tastes better and doesn't coat my teeth with what feels like a centimetre thick coating of goo.
Yep. Don't like my teeth feeling sticky. :|
i dont want to puke :innocent: ...so i'll drink regular coke or something like that, because I think this artifical sweet tastes like shi... ;D
btw I only drink coke when i'm @ mc donalds
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I'd rather drink water :lol: but then again I'd rather have Guinness :lol:
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d00mw0lf wrote:
ruffers wrote: b) It tastes better and doesn't coat my teeth with what feels like a centimetre thick coating of goo.
Yep. Don't like my teeth feeling sticky. :|
I guess this marks the difference between people who brush their teeth, and those who just try to "suck" them clean. :lol:
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That's it, the inspiration I've been looking for. I can't thank you enough...
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"Tooth Hoover" patent here we come ;D
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You can't count Irn Bru (Diet or not) in with this!

It's a hangover cure! :|
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fruit juice! :D :notworthy:
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CorpPunk wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
ruffers wrote: b) It tastes better and doesn't coat my teeth with what feels like a centimetre thick coating of goo.
Yep. Don't like my teeth feeling sticky. :|
I guess this marks the difference between people who brush their teeth, and those who just try to "suck" them clean. :lol:
Have you ever tried to brush your teeth in a library? they just don't think do they? :roll:
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hallucienate wrote:half diet/half regular.
JB: I'll tell you what I want. Um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?

Drive-thru guy: Six piece McNuggets.

JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin' to...

Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?

JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake.

Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir...

JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four Chicken McNuggets...

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smiscandlon wrote:
hallucienate wrote:half diet/half regular.
JB: I'll tell you what I want. Um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?

Drive-thru guy: Six piece McNuggets.

JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin' to...

Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?

JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake.

Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir...

JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four Chicken McNuggets...

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note: JB mentioned here is not James Blast :innocent:
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hallucienate wrote: note: JB mentioned here is not James Blast :innocent:
Git! :evil:

If you weren't 6' 5" and a goth ( :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ) in denial, we would be having some serious words.

But the 'JB' quote sounds very remeniscent of the Jack Nicholson Diner Scene fron 'Five Easy Pieces'? :?:
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Diet drinks? Nah.

But then, I gave up on the fizzy stuff years ago. Just found it too sweet.

Water and fruit juice for me these days. And I do feel (slightly) better for it.

But I was always ridiculously skinny. Such is life.
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andymackem wrote: But I was always ridiculously skinny. Such is life.
I always was. I'm just not any more :(
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