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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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RicheyJames
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keep yourself up-to-date with the latest happenings at the nike trafford ballpark as the manchester buccaneers prepare for the 2006 series.
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Excellent :lol:
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fave blog item:

"No one taught me the rules of soccer, so I have had to learn as I've gone along. The two games I've watched so far are the FA Super Bowl final (which the London Arsenals stole from us!) and the Euro Series final. So I understand soccer is played in four quarters, two lasing 45 minutes and two lasting 15 minutes. After that there is a 12-yard kick-ball challenge and the one who hits most scores after all that gets the win."

and fave reply to the blog:

"Praise the Lord! Mr Malcolm Glazer has descended from upon on high to save the poor chil'ren of Manchestershire, UK with his kin' hearted buying of the kiddies favourite Soccerball team so that they may be saved from ASBOs and all other types of devil worship. Praise be to St Glazer and his kin' works. Amen"

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Planet Dave
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RicheyJames wrote:keep yourself up-to-date with the latest happenings at the nike trafford ballpark as the manchester buccaneers prepare for the 2006 series.
Funny-as-f**K, in and of itself.

C**ts. :evil:
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Man that is as funny as a fish! :lol:
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