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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Let the babysitting resume.
What, Jackson sits on babies too? :eek:
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canon docre wrote:
Batfish wrote:They'd have locked him up if he was black. :innocent:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I gotta agree with you both there :lol:

BTW, that bird in your avatar makes me horny canon docre. May I ask who she is?
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Full_Worm_Gardener wrote:I gotta agree with you both there :lol:

BTW, that bird in your avatar makes me horny canon docre. May I ask who she is?
*assumes the crash position*
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Full_Worm_Gardener wrote:BTW, that bird in your avatar makes me horny canon docre. May I ask who she is?
this is going to be interesting... :lol:
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lazarus corporation wrote:
Full_Worm_Gardener wrote:BTW, that bird in your avatar makes me horny canon docre. May I ask who she is?
this is going to be interesting... :lol:
How's that mate?
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Full_Worm_Gardener wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:
Full_Worm_Gardener wrote:BTW, that bird in your avatar makes me horny canon docre. May I ask who she is?
this is going to be interesting... :lol:
How's that mate?
I think that "Bird" is canon docre, am I right?
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nick the stripper wrote:
Full_Worm_Gardener wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote: this is going to be interesting... :lol:
How's that mate?
I think that "Bird" is canon docre, am I right?
yup.
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lazarus corporation wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:
Full_Worm_Gardener wrote: How's that mate?
I think that "Bird" is canon docre, am I right?
yup.
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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:lol:

Anyway. Polygraph test and a shotgun. Job's a good one.
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Full_Worm_Gardener wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:
nick the stripper wrote: I think that "Bird" is canon docre, am I right?
yup.
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:lol: I surely don't want to arouse anything here. :innocent: Should I change it, Full Worm Gardener?
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canon docre wrote: I surely don't want to arouse anything here. Should I change it, Full Worm Gardener?
I hear a rousing chorus of no's :lol: :lol: :lol:

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canon docre wrote:
Full_Worm_Gardener wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote: yup.
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:lol: I surely don't want to arouse anything here. :innocent: Should I change it, Full Worm Gardener?
and there was me thinking the Heartland Dating Agency was about to strike again ;)
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Dating? Full Worm Gardener seems to be more a to-the-point-guy, or? :innocent:
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canon docre wrote:Dating? Full Worm Gardener seems to be more a to-the-point-guy, or? :innocent:
You'll need to find out if he likes Star Wars toys!
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lazarus corporation wrote:
canon docre wrote:Dating? Full Worm Gardener seems to be more a to-the-point-guy, or? :innocent:
You'll need to find out if he likes Star Wars toys!
Unfortunately the guys I fancy never do... :innocent:
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canon docre wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:
canon docre wrote:Dating? Full Worm Gardener seems to be more a to-the-point-guy, or? :innocent:
You'll need to find out if he likes Star Wars toys!
Unfortunately the guys I fancy never do... :innocent:
Something's not quite right here. You're simply too good to be true...
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canon docre wrote: :lol: I surely don't want to arouse anything here. :innocent: Should I change it, Full Worm Gardener?
Put a picture of a guy there instead.

That way the "Very Nice Man" can go back to his misconceptions :lol:
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timsinister wrote:
canon docre wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote: You'll need to find out if he likes Star Wars toys!
Unfortunately the guys I fancy never do... :innocent:
Something's not quite right here. You're simply too good to be true...
:lol: You just compensated for what you meant to do with my Star Wars stuff...
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:
timsinister wrote:Something's not quite right here. You're simply too good to be true...
:lol: You just compensated for what you meant to do with my Star Wars stuff...
It wasn't exactly intended as a compliment, but if it saves me from a sound kicking, I'll stand by it.
I guess the 'net has left me cynical - after all, it is allergic to Truth and Reason, as well as Humour.
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timsinister wrote:
canon docre wrote:
timsinister wrote:Something's not quite right here. You're simply too good to be true...
:lol: You just compensated for what you meant to do with my Star Wars stuff...
It wasn't exactly intended as a compliment, but if it saves me from a sound kicking, I'll stand by it.

You'll better. ..
I guess the 'net has left me cynical - after all, it is allergic to Truth and Reason, as well as Humour.
As I've said to another doubter, "that is your problem - not mine." :wink:
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The words DUCK AND COVER sprung to mind as I read this thread.... :lol:
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Hey, I'm in my element here.
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timsinister wrote:Hey, I'm in my element here.
Plutonium?
:innocent:
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