jonny vagas does GOTH!

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Just seen some poor b***ard on 18 stone of idiot with Jonny Vagas with a fish net top under a Nephilim Tshirt,and get slated!,poor sod!Why?would you go on jonnys show?....Oh Christ! Coldplay are on now with their cover of' 'imagine'!
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stranger things have happened - Nod from the Nephilim was on Never Mind The Buzzcocks once... :urff:
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Jonny Vegas AND Coldplay on the same program. What hell is this?
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You think that's goth?

He was sampled on a robochrist record ;)
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Who was?
Nod, Vegas, Martin or Lennon?
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Vegas.
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How the bloke makes a living from being drunk, obnoxious and fat beggars belief. He's an oxygen thief of the highest order.
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Hom_Corleone wrote: What hell is this?
Tilburg maybe Stevo. :innocent: 8)
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Johnny M wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote: What hell is this?
Tilburg maybe Stevo. :innocent: 8)
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After 3 nights in Amsterdamage done, it certainly could be.
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Hom_Corleone wrote:He's an oxygen thief of the highest order.
:notworthy: Nice insult!! :notworthy:

I do quite a good Johnny Vegas impression, if I do say so myself... (vocally that is, I don't think there's an ice-cube's chance in hell of me being mistaken for him physically! Least I hope not.)
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scotty wrote:Just seen some poor b***ard on 18 stone of idiot with Jonny Vagas with a fish net top under a Nephilim Tshirt
I just mis-read that as Johnny Vegas in a fish-net top :eek:

Personally, I think anyone who wants to be in the audience for a show like that deserves all that is inevitably going to come on them :twisted: S'funny how some folk are more than willing to sway the 15 minutes of fame for half a minute of national humiliation :roll:
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We managed to watch about 5 minutes of that programme a couple of weeks ago before switching over - just got horrible flashbacks of The Word on a bad night :eek:
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Black Alice wrote:We managed to watch about 5 minutes of that programme a couple of weeks ago before switching over - just got horrible flashbacks of The Word on a bad night :eek:
What? I loved that show!












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mr vegas did manage to catch a goodlooking blonde, and have a child
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emilystrange wrote:mr vegas did manage to catch a goodlooking blonde, and have a child
money and fame must be a great aphrodisiac :twisted:imagine the interview,'mrs vegas,what first attracted you to the rich and famous tv star jonny?! :twisted: .
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Vegas annoys me most the time, but when he gets that little smile of his I can't help but feel like giving him a great big cuddle. He's like a giant teddy bear.
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I've enjoyed other things that he has done - Happiness with Paul Whitehouse being one of them........but that crap he's doing now is beyond puerile

.......ok - I know - I sound like your mother :lol:
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Im informed the puy in question was paul_sticks DJ type from baisingstoke way

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Hom_Corleone wrote:How the bloke makes a living from being drunk, obnoxious and fat beggars belief.
The man's obviously some kind of genius. It's never earned me a penny.
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Francis wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:How the bloke makes a living from being drunk, obnoxious and fat beggars belief.
The man's obviously some kind of genius. It's never earned me a penny.
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When Mr Vegas was first around I thought it was just one of a range of characters he had in his repertoire, but I now realise that's it.

Very poor.
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