look what I found....

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...in the cliffs whilst drunkenly stumbling along the beach last night at a BBQ!


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helpful ammonite info :D
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Big fossilized turd.

Nice one Libby. :P ;D :innocent:
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Oh my god! It's a dismembered arm!!!
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boudicca wrote:Big fossilized turd.
turd?!

it's an ancient sea creature!!

(read the clicky that I struggled to work out how to do)
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
boudicca wrote:Big fossilized turd.
turd?!

it's an ancient sea creature!!

(read the clicky that I struggled to work out how to do)
I maintain that it's just a big curly turd. :P ;D
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Pshaw! You don't get snails that big!

You DO get turds that big... :innocent: ;D
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boudicca wrote:Pshaw! You don't get snails that big!
clicky!
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A french student with dodgy dress sense standing in front of a big curly turd.

We are no further forward.

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Fair enough. I won't argue with HIM! :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Wow. :eek: :notworthy:
Around here, you can still find houses made of limestone and some of the stones have fossilized snails in them too - but they're never that big.
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We should have Boudicca debunk all of our theories and hypotheses. "It's Quantum Theory!" "NO, IT'S s**t!"
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Aren't all the ammonites in Ireland the snakes that Saint Patrick turned to stone -- hence there being now no snakes in Ireland? :innocent:
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markfiend wrote:Aren't all the ammonites in Ireland the snakes that Saint Patrick turned to stone -- hence there being now no snakes in Ireland? :innocent:
No they're turds as well.

You men of science are supposed to look for the most plausible explanation... honestly. :roll: :innocent:

You do so need me.
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Nah they were all killed in Noah's Flood.

Or else The Creator was messing around before He created us and tried making stone animals.
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boudicca wrote:
You DO get turds that big... :innocent: ;D
I hope you're not referring to your own!
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Andrew S wrote:
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You DO get turds that big... :innocent: ;D
I hope you're not referring to your own!
HEAVENS NO! :eek: :lol:
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My friends and I are currently deciding whether or not to tell the local museum about the ammonite. They already have parts of a mammoth skeleton found by another friend in the same area :D
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Well, if you don't tell them, eventually someone else will find it. And they might try to nick it and irreparably damage it. Something as cool as that should be somewhere people can see it.

Just IMO ;D
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markfiend wrote:Well, if you don't tell them, eventually someone else will find it. And they might try to nick it and irreparably damage it. Something as cool as that should be somewhere people can see it.

Just IMO ;D
My thoughts exactly! I am trying to push my friends about it but no-one has committed to a decision. I might have to make it for them :wink:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:My thoughts exactly! I am trying to push my friends about it but no-one has committed to a decision. I might have to make it for them :wink:
People can't be relied on to make the right decisions. You step right in there...
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