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what're your favourite band names?-(as opposed to album titles,imaginative me eh?)

The f**king Pieces of s**t-a long gone leicester band who,somewhat inhibited by their fine monicker,changed to

Tebbit Under Rubble-a complete winner in the post-brighton bombing tory days! :twisted:
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You can't argue with Zodiac Mindwarp. :notworthy:

And anything Teutonic, Kraftwerk, Laibach etc... always satifying when pronounced in a guttural SCOTTISH accent... :innocent:
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As a direct result of a post on here some time ago....

Afghanistan Banana Stand. :lol:
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GARGLE BLOOD and MUTANT HELL BASTARD :twisted: !on the same bill in the venue,Edinburgh,years ago now but still great names! :lol: :notworthy:
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Alien Sex Fiend - Mainly because of the funny looks I get when I mention them in polite conversation :lol:
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I've always had soft spots for Soviet Sex and The Jazz Sluts.

But then I would. 8)
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Bastard Kestrel, Peel faves back in the 80s
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I've a track by a band called Die Lady Di. They are rubbish, though.

Maybe it's time I recommenced my game of reading the Guardian's gig guide on a Saturday and awarding points for the stupidest available names.
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Necrosadistic Goat Torture

I mean - why?
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Necrosadistic Goat Torture

I mean - why?
have you ever met a goat?
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Necrosadistic Goat Torture

I mean - why?
It obviously floats someone's boat... :eek:

Oh! :lol: You mean the name...
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hallucienate wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Necrosadistic Goat Torture

I mean - why?
have you ever met a goat?
are you getting defensive Hal?
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Necrosadistic Goat Torture

I mean - why?
have you ever met a goat?
are you getting defensive Hal?
I have no idea what you're on about :innocent: :wink:
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Disco Dennis and the Crazy Minotts. :notworthy:

A fictional band named after a school friend.
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Ok, I've been holding this one back so as not to offend but hey, we're all adults.

Johnny Middle Finger and The Clitoris Allsorts.

My first band. Just putting up a poster was enough to get us banned. We never played much. :lol:

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Johnny M wrote:Ok, I've been holding this one back so as not to offend but hey, we're all adults.

Johnny Middle Finger and The Clitoris Allsorts.

My first band. Just putting up a poster was enough to get us banned. We never played much. :lol:

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Johnny M wrote:Johnny Middle Finger and The Clitoris Allsorts.

My first band. Just putting up a poster was enough to get us banned. We never played much. :lol:

:innocent:
Not in front of any other people, anyway... :innocent:

Makes my first band, the Crazy Sked Moaners (Manic Street Preachers in 2000AD) seem tame by comparison.
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I was really pi$$ed off when Biohazard first broke through. "But that was what I was going to call my band!" :cry:
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*Blatant Plugging*


I like the name for my current band/project - The Nipple Erectors
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It's not a plug unless you give a link :P

So ummm...why that name particularly? :lol:
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Motz wrote:So ummm...why that name particularly? :lol:
Because our music is designed to get your nipples erect.

Plus on stage I look like a sleazy rent boy who enjoys his job, the name fitted the band.
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nick the stripper wrote:*Blatant Plugging*


I like the name for my current band/project - The Nipple Erectors
With another drunk,toothless,2nd generation irish ,genius on vocals i hope?! :twisted:
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George Roper* and the Pharts never made it past the Lynerd Skynerd Freebird air guitar solo' phase, at least Nightmare Death Syndrome did one rehersal and 3 great t-shirts (designed by me, of course) 8)
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