Mine's Bigger Than Yours

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My head is 22 1/2 inches around. Beat that.
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You really are busy today. :roll:

Nutter.
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That's jealousy, that is.
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Nope. It means I forgot to bring my tape measure to work. How remiss of me. I'll measure up when I get home.

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CorpPunk wrote:My head is 22 1/2
:eek: You win, mine is only 12 inches :innocent:
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I thought this was gonna be a thread about breasts :innocent:

*contemplates going to get a tape measure*
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hallucienate wrote:I thought this was gonna be a thread about breasts :innocent:

*contemplates going to get a tape measure*
It could be. In which case, mine're still bigger than yours. :P
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CorpPunk wrote:
hallucienate wrote:I thought this was gonna be a thread about breasts :innocent:

*contemplates going to get a tape measure*
It could be. In which case, mine're still bigger than yours. :P
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Ahem :oops:
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CorpPunk wrote:
hallucienate wrote:I thought this was gonna be a thread about breasts :innocent:

*contemplates going to get a tape measure*
It could be. In which case, mine're still bigger than yours. :P
I should hope so. My name isn't Bob.
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As no one has come forth to challenge my girth*, I am forced to assume you are all puny-headed beings and will mostly likely be wiped out during the next particularly nasty frost.

"Look on my head, ye mighty, and despair!"



*Yes, that was difficult to type.
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bubblehead :?: :innocent:
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"I'm squashing your head!" :lol:

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23. (inc. hair)
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CorpPunk wrote:As no one has come forth to challenge my girth*, I am forced to assume you are all puny-headed beings and will mostly likely be wiped out during the next particularly nasty frost.
Mine's 21 5/8" round. Is girth the diamater or the circumference? I was having this discussion with a friend recently but we didn't know which it was. I thought circumference but I'm not sure.
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d00mw0lf wrote:23. (inc. hair)
If I had a glove I would slap your cheek with it, you cur!
Andrew S wrote:Mine's 21 5/8" round. Is girth the diamater or the circumference? I was having this discussion with a friend recently but we didn't know which it was. I thought circumference but I'm not sure.
It's circumference:

From www.m-w.com

Girth
Middle English, from Old Norse gjorth; akin to Old English gyrdan to gird
1 : a band or strap that encircles the body of an animal to fasten something (as a saddle) on its back
2 a : a measure around a body <a man of more than average girth> b : SIZE, DIMENSIONS
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23. (inc. hair) as well.

you may want to concede defeat before the rest of the night-shift arrive, CorpPunk
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Oh good. I was freaking out about my 23-inch bonce there for a minute. :eek:

I do have a big head, in every sense... ;D
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Well, I could be wrong about my head measurement; I only used a ruler and a bit of string (and a bit of estimating). I, too, forgot my tape measure this morning.

The shame!
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tsk! Silly corp...
You'll never join the 23-inch club thatta-way!
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23 and no hair! :twisted:
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I believe I'm also a 23 incher
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finaly found something with inches on. and to my choque my head appears to only be 22 inches (57cm) around.

and what the hell did you make Us do :evil:
:roll: imagen all of us measuring our heads like some fools
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Not having a tape measure I'm going to have to give you my riding hat size, which is 6 and 7/8th's What that is I have no idea...I just believe what I'm told by money grabbing hat sellars :D :D
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Thankfully, I have better things to do with my time than quantify my own skull.

For example, I'm currently laughing at a bunch of crazy people measuring their own heads.
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CorpPunk wrote:As no one has come forth to challenge my girth*, I am forced to assume you are all puny-headed beings and will mostly likely be wiped out during the next particularly nasty frost.

"Look on my head, ye mighty, and despair!"



*Yes, that was difficult to type.
23in (exc hair).

Your day of reckoning and a bloody good, good kicking is just over the event horizon.

Aren't you the lucky one?
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